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Stupid fucking automated phone system: "Please say the issue you're having trouble with"

Me: "Phone's not routing"

Stupid fucking automated phone system: "Making a Payment"

PLEASE KILL ME. GO BACK ON STRIKE VERIZON. FUCK IT WHATEVER.

Just say "OPERATOR" any time they ask you a question.

Oh trust me I do. I just can't fucking stand this issue I've been having and I'm now on over 2 months straight of calling Verizon and have a branch manager yelling at me to fix the issue.

Every time I call anywhere with an automated answering service I instantly say "representative" at least ten times.
It drives me insane whenever I call AT&T since they have it set up so that you have to specify what you want to talk to a representative about.

Disproportionately loud people may be the worst.

If someone from Ilovedoom sees that, you're in trouble.

those people aren't my roommate's girlfriend, who has the tact (and subsequent volume-increase-reasoning) of a brontosaurus on Xanax.

These people brought Sugar Ray into my apartment unironically I'm pretty sure genocide is the only appropriate response.

I'm not really a proponent of mass murders, but gotta admit that sugar ray was already lame in the '90s. And calling it "fusion" didn't make it more tolerable. The appropriate attitude is to prank call these people afterwards. Or worst, to order them sushi. Seriously, who wants to eat uncooked fish?

Disarm D'arcy wrote:I'm not really a proponent of mass murders, but gotta admit that sugar ray was already lame in the '90s. And calling it "fusion" didn't make it more tolerable. The appropriate attitude is to prank call these people afterwards. Or worst, to order them sushi. Seriously, who wants to eat uncooked fish?

I was gonna say set off the fire alarm, but sushi might be the best response.
seriously, though, burn the place down

Sushi is good...

ALL AROUND THE WORLD!

Sliced the tip of my index finger on my fretting hand cutting some inlays out of a sheet of copper. Not pleased.

jrfox92 wrote:

Disarm D'arcy wrote:I'm not really a proponent of mass murders, but gotta admit that sugar ray was already lame in the '90s. And calling it "fusion" didn't make it more tolerable. The appropriate attitude is to prank call these people afterwards. Or worst, to order them sushi. Seriously, who wants to eat uncooked fish?

I was gonna say set off the fire alarm, but sushi might be the best response.
seriously, though, burn the place down

Complicating factor: I live here.

snipelfritz wrote:Sushi is good...

Yes. Once it's cooked.

D.o.S. wrote:

jrfox92 wrote:

Disarm D'arcy wrote:I'm not really a proponent of mass murders, but gotta admit that sugar ray was already lame in the '90s. And calling it "fusion" didn't make it more tolerable. The appropriate attitude is to prank call these people afterwards. Or worst, to order them sushi. Seriously, who wants to eat uncooked fish?

I was gonna say set off the fire alarm, but sushi might be the best response.
seriously, though, burn the place down

Complicating factor: I live here.

I don't see how that's not compatible with the prank call or sushi plan

Disarm D'arcy wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:Sushi is good...

Yes. Once it's cooked.

When it's raw.