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bewatersound wrote: https://twitter.com/dickfromdayton

damn

Oh mother fucker. Snapped frenulum is my new grindcore band name

The human body is an amazing machine that can recover from so much...except...snapping your John Thomas

$harkToootth wrote:The human body is an amazing machine that can recover from so much...except...snapping your John Thomas

Invisible Man wrote:

neonblack wrote:I just wanna recreate the sex / I had before I was a nervous wreck

I'm beat / beet red / ashamed of whaaaaaat I said

Underrated.

DUNNN
DUNNNN
DA NA NA NA NAAAAAAA

Invisible Man wrote:

neonblack wrote:I just wanna recreate the sex / I had before I was a nervous wreck

I'm beat / beet red / ashamed of whaaaaaat I said

I'm sorry / here I go / I know I'm a sinner but I can't say no (say no)

Thursday night I'm making Denise
Friday night I'm making Therese
Saturday night I'm making Louise
Oh why can't I be making love come true?

I'm dumb she's a lesbian

I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE ONE

I had the opposite. Two of my Ex's "were" lesbians. I was their first foray back into the world of penis people.

This is an inflated anecdotal stat though as when have you heard a young lady between 19-24 NOT SAY they were a lesbian at some point, I mean come on. The rate we're going, I was probably a lesbian too at some point.

neonblack wrote:Don't call it a comeback

Ok, 'regaining your form.'

Recrudescense.

I was also a girl's apparent first foray back to the Bone Zone. This was immediately after she got done making it with a lady friend of hers, a fact I did not find out until later.

She apparently enjoyed herself, as she went on to have sex with numerous men that weren't me.

neonblocked?