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[qersty]

https://reverb.com/item/29581267-ibanez ... ogerfooger
Just like the mooger fooger!

[$harkToootth]

https://reverb.com/item/29581267-ibanez ... ogerfooger
Just like the mooger fooger!

One of my first pedals, love that pedal... IT IS NOT like the mooger fooger

[insubordination]

https://reverb.com/item/21055958-makes- ... -like-bass

Yes, yes it does.

[coldbrightsunlight]

Fantastic

[qersty]

https://reverb.com/item/29581267-ibanez ... ogerfooger
Just like the mooger fooger!

One of my first pedals, love that pedal... IT IS NOT like the mooger fooger

Lol it was the first pedal that I bought for my own money

[Blood_mountain]

https://reverb.com/item/30602121-chase- ... ooper-2019

Haha

[$harkToootth]

Look Marty once this thing starts going into the "Photo Video" section of your local Craigslist... you're gunna see some crazy shit!!!
TFW u just want to get cheap color correctors to circuit bend and see this

[echorec]

Comin' in hot---

https://reverb.com/item/30698077-chase- ... io-blooper

[Jwar]

Comin' in hot---

https://reverb.com/item/30698077-chase- ... io-blooper

Read the description! Hahahahaha

[$harkToootth]

Comin' in hot---

https://reverb.com/item/30698077-chase- ... io-blooper

This is borderline art... I know that you know that I know that that you know that. I know the deal. I know the score pal!!!
Faulkner and McCarthy have nothing on this.

[echorec]

Comin' in hot---

https://reverb.com/item/30698077-chase- ... io-blooper

This is borderline art... I know that you know that I know that that you know that. I know the deal. I know the score pal!!!
Faulkner and McCarthy have nothing on this.

Can some people actually view an archived link? I thought it went dark, when Reverb suspended the listing.

[Blood_mountain]

All pedals are EHX.

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[Heraclitus Akimbo]

Here in Toronto we love our "reverd", regardless of what EHX pedal it comes from.

[coupleonapkins]

Comin' in hot---

https://reverb.com/item/30698077-chase- ... io-blooper

This is borderline art... I know that you know that I know that that you know that. I know the deal. I know the score pal!!!
Faulkner and McCarthy have nothing on this.

Can some people actually view an archived link? I thought it went dark, when Reverb suspended the listing.

You can via the "Sold" area of your saved area of your Watch List, as long as you initially were watching the expired listing before it went *POOF*.

But as long as you have the listing's page address, you can always pull it up via google cache (page listing # + site:reverb.com):

Really wanted to bond with this, but sadly....

MY CAT, (the little jerk), KEEPS GETTING EXPOSED TO TOXIC CHEMICALS THAT REQUIRE EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE PROCEDURES. EVERY SINGLE TIME (never fails) A HOTLY-ANTICIPATED PEDAL COMES OUT, HE HAS SOME LIFE-OR-DEATH SITUATION THAT REQUIRES TURBO CAPITAL--I'M TALKING NUCLEAR DIARRHEA, EMERGENCY LIQUID GOLD. THIS TIME HE NEEDS TRIPLE-BRAIN SURGERY OR HE'S GONNA DIE.

I suffer from a wretchedly unpleasant personality, and a doctor in Georgia (the country, not the terrible state) is promising to perform experimental surgery. I have extreme cognitive limitations. Someone said something mean to me on the internet, and now I must book an unexpected emergency trip to a private island!

STOP JUDGING ME! I CAN HEAR YOUR LITTLE HIVE PALPITATIONS! BUZZING & JUDGING! I've told so many lies, that I just can't look my disgusting cream face in the mirror anymore.

*deep breaths* FEEL THE PURPLE GLOVE OF LOVE. LET IT HEAL YOU. LET IT ENVELOPE YOU. BE ONE WITH THE PURPLE GLOVE OF LOVE.

This device has too much control over my life. I need to divorce myself from WORLDLY THINGS and reconnect with the P.A.S.T.A. G.O.D.

My hamster is slowly dying [emotionally]. He looks me in the eye and it's apparent to both parties that we no longer feel the intimate bonds of friendship and fine dining. Rather than throw him in some sterile facility for aging hamsters, I'd like to pay for a decadent farewell party---only then perhaps will he forgive me for getting the cat (don't forget about the dying cat).

Also, I really want to get bunion surgery, an electric back massager 5000, and a digital subscription to Dairy $luts (don't ask).

Most orders placed before 3:00 pm EST will ship the same business day with full insurance coverage and tracking via 2-day priority service.

Oblig humongous pic :

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[$harkToootth]

@coupleonapkins... you have basically restored any historic chapel in my eyes. Thank you for posting that.
Move over Van Gogh museum... this is art.