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Re: Chris Cornell

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 12:27 am
by Invisible Man
Do you think Cornell would approve of this thread? This is turning into a masterpiece.

Re: Chris Cornell

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 12:48 am
by popvulture
I think Cornell would've broken his rusty cage and run far away from this thread by now.

Re: Chris Cornell

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 1:05 am
by comesect2.0
its the kaddish of mourn, weep not for a place of peace no longer awaits, those left on this low rock shall dance and sing your name to the beyond and eternal is the name Cornell, forgiveness of fools who's spoils are only presented in thy name, in our hearts the soul crys out, cccccchrissssssss weeeee loooooooveee yyyyyyyyouuu.

Re: Chris Cornell

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 11:04 am
by actual
Invisible Man wrote:Shit, now the three worst posters on ILF all have the same avatar.

BLOCK ROBOCOPS
Oh, that's not RoboCop, it's MikeDaFool. I see the resemblance though.

Re: Chris Cornell

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 5:42 pm
by JereFuzz
popvulture wrote:I think Cornell would've broken his rusty cage and run far away from this thread by now.
Yes, he would run away to where the grass is greener, where the dogs are shitting

Re: Chris Cornell

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 6:11 pm
by Lurker13
WTF, ilf, can't I turn my back for 5 minutes without the place getting trashed? See, this is why we can't have nice things.

Seriously, I've never seen a eulogy thread turn into a fuckfest before. :wha?: :lol:

RIP Chris Cornell. I like BMF and Audioslave's Out of Exile a lot. He was a great musician, and left a fine body of work to be remembered for.

Re: Chris Cornell

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 6:31 pm
by Iommic Pope
JereFuzz wrote:
popvulture wrote:I think Cornell would've broken his rusty cage and run far away from this thread by now.
Yes, he would run away to where the grass is greener, where the dogs are shitting
Or taken the river down to stillwater to ride said pack of dogs.

Re: Chris Cornell

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 6:44 pm
by Invisible Man
Iommic Pope wrote:
JereFuzz wrote:
popvulture wrote:I think Cornell would've broken his rusty cage and run far away from this thread by now.
Yes, he would run away to where the grass is greener, where the dogs are shitting
Or taken the river down to stillwater to ride said pack of dogs.
You beat me to this one.

Re: Chris Cornell

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 6:48 pm
by Iommic Pope
You feeling.....

Re: Chris Cornell

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 6:49 pm
by Iommic Pope
...outshined?

Re: Chris Cornell

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 7:01 pm
by D.o.S.
Iommic Pope wrote:...outshined?
Waited 13 pages for an outshined joke.

Missed my chance.

Still laughed. :lol:

Re: Chris Cornell

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 7:16 pm
by Wittgenstein
(∀x)(x > Foo Fighters)

Re: Chris Cornell

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 7:25 pm
by JonnyAngle
vidret wrote:i'm not big on avenged sevenfold these days.
Yo yo where you been boi?

Re: Chris Cornell

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 7:31 pm
by Lurker13
Wittgenstein wrote:(∀x)(x > Foo Fighters)
Counterexamples: let x be any element of {Bon Jovi, Ratt, Poison, Faster Pussycat, Dokken} :barf: Then clearly, x < Foo Fighters, sucky though FF might be.

Re: Chris Cornell

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 8:31 pm
by Mudfuzz
Lurker13 wrote:
Wittgenstein wrote:(∀x)(x > Foo Fighters)
Counterexamples: let x be any element of {Bon Jovi, Ratt, Poison, Faster Pussycat, Dokken} :barf: Then clearly, x < Foo Fighters, sucky though FF might be.
You might win with that chain of thought.. but we don't have to like it..