Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:20 am
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Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:49 am
It's because you guys are too busy getting stoned and eating tulips dipped in appelmoes inside windmills all day.Tristan wrote:I'm not proud of the Dutch though, mediocre people is what I'd say to describe them.
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 2:39 pm
Alsatian wine...
Droooooool...
Droooooool...
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:38 pm
My guess is the stoned thing is for the not so boring people to fit in with the boring ones because they start to do nothing maybe, I don't smoke anything though.Twangasaurus wrote:It's because you guys are too busy getting stoned and eating tulips dipped in appelmoes inside windmills all day.Tristan wrote:I'm not proud of the Dutch though, mediocre people is what I'd say to describe them.
You forgot the wooden shoes by the way, funny thing is the only time I saw those was in a tourist shop, I've never actually seen anyone wearing them.
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:41 pm
No worries, I was crying over being Dutch actually, mediocracy is probably the harshest thing I can say about anyone because it's quite probably the only one thing I truly hate and can't stand in people.KaosCill8r wrote:Please don't cry, I like you guys. One thing I have observed is everyone is racist to everyone else. Human nature sucks.Tristan wrote:Uhh, I'm Dutch...
True that racist thing indeed, I try not to let it catch me and if it does I try to shake it off quickly but it does happen once every while.
Lol at the Moffen by the way!
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:48 pm
Yeah, was thinking about something similar too, some kind of sleeve or something, I remember the word "mof" has that meaning in Dutch.phantasmagorovich wrote:KaosCill8r wrote:As Basil Fawlty says, Don't mention the war.Tristan wrote:Thanks, love you too bro!
I'm not proud of the Dutch though, mediocre people is what I'd say to describe them.
No clue about what some of us call the German, the word "moffen" comes to mind but I wouldn't know what the hell it means, it's some sort of hateful term from the war I guess.
I think it's just a Dutch word for German. Don't think there is any bad meaning to it. But don't quote me on it.
I'm pretty sure it's used in a pejorative way. But I'm fine with anything more imaginative than Nazis.
Somehow Moffen makes me think of old house slippers.
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(I looked it up now, it means something like stale smelling and is in use since the 16th century. The lexicon of the Brothers Grimm already lists it.)
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:54 pm
True hey, the Dutch are as boring as the most boring fuck in the world aren't they?Disarm D'arcy wrote:The Germans have extended our vocabulary quite a bit in the last couple of centuries: Boche, Chleuh, Fritz, Frisé, Fridolin... And these are only the ones my Grandpa told me, there's probably a whole lot more! He also has this expression "c'est toujours ça que les boches auront pas!" that could be loosely translated as "that something the Germans won't take from us!" which is a reference to the Alsace and the Lorraine I guess. His dad served in the WW1 so that could be the reason.phantasmagorovich wrote: I'm pretty sure it's used in a pejorative way. But I'm fine with anything more imaginative than Nazis.
Somehow Moffen makes me think of old house slippers.
The Dutch on the other hand are so boring we didn't even bother to look for one. We probably have enough with them Belgians who think fries are cooked in beef grease and not oil. Troglodytes.
French Fries suck in my opinion though, I'd much rather have the Belgian ones (as long as they don't come with the Belgian mayonaise that is, yuck at that greasy sour stuff) but then again as a Southern Dutchman I could almost be Belgian, the South of The Netherlands is more fun anyway.
I'm curious though, which French recipes without cheese and without intestines / organ meat would you say are amongst the top creations in French cuisine?
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:55 pm
Sorry guys, I suck because I don't know how to do multi-quotes... 
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:02 pm
Ratatouille, feuilleté provençal, piperade, confit d'aubergines, French fries of course... Crêpes... Loads of stuff really!
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:30 pm
I made ratatouille today, actually 
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:33 pm
Seems good (apart from the French Fries that is) though I'd consider most of those dishes to be Mediterranean as there's variations on those themes in lots of cuisines around those parts.Disarm D'arcy wrote:Ratatouille, feuilleté provençal, piperade, confit d'aubergines, French fries of course... Crêpes... Loads of stuff really!
I do make Ratatouille (my mother used to make something similar which she called Lekker Lui), Piperade (Spanish Egg) and Aubergine Creme (Melitzanosalata) sometimes and really enjoy it, I'd be interested in trying some more typical French recipes (without cheese and/or intestines).
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:57 pm
Don't forget Coq au vin. Yummmm!Disarm D'arcy wrote:Ratatouille, feuilleté provençal, piperade, confit d'aubergines, French fries of course... Crêpes... Loads of stuff really!
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 2:45 am
I had a kangaroo steak burger the other day so... national pride?
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 3:19 am
gawd i suck. havna been on here near enough. miss you lil bastards.
only thing i care about is i'm an xxl in shirts, i've been giggly nekid happy at everything i've gotten every year. so. yeah.
only thing i care about is i'm an xxl in shirts, i've been giggly nekid happy at everything i've gotten every year. so. yeah.
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 3:20 am
Kangaroo steak is awesome. Needs to be coked rare though. Gets so dry if you over cook it. I used to eat it a lot but then I found out how the industry worked. They are very sketchy so I wont eat it now.Twangasaurus wrote:I had a kangaroo steak burger the other day so... national pride?