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tuffteef wrote:fuck steve harvey

Kill people burn shit fuck school?

better to burn school...if you burn shit it's really going to stink up the place.

kaboom wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K00DrYFO6iE[/youtube]

Excellent. The best part is that all of those lame karate moves would actually work. Even if the people were holding on to you insanely hard. Damn thumb joints. They're so easy to manipulate.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijbovskICjk[/youtube]

OMG I can't believe that was real. Seriously, if some dude in a tux shoes up and starts playing basketball with you like he just fell out of a Tommy Oiseau film, run, run very far away.

and then, "Public restrooms can be a common hide-out for homosexuals." This video, along with "Reefer Madness," pretty much explains the contemporary American conservative mindset.

Why is every pedophile/homosexual/rapist/murder in every psa dressed like John Waters?

because it's not like public restrooms in major US cities are hangouts for promiscuous homosexuals or anything <cough>George Michael, US Rep. Wide-Stance, et al.<cough>.

maz91379 wrote:All i know is i would put out if a dashing older gentleman took me to minigolf and got me presents and gave me rides home from baseball on the reg

SUGAH DADDYYYYYYY.

Girl, don't make me bust out my tuxedo while you be playin' basketball.

if ive had an impact at all in ilf.com it is from the above two posts

if some old man wants to give u gifts and lifts honey u work it gurl GET DAT MONEY BOO BOO

maz91379 wrote:fuck strats

YES well maybe

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA9lPZSkuDE[/youtube]
so far away...

bob the r0bot wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA9lPZSkuDE[/youtube]
so far away...

Oh how i hate those guys.

So cracking your knuckles is just like bursting little pockets of air in your joints right?

HOW DOES THE AIR GET IN THERE

I always thought that kinda shit was air-tight.

Hi-flyers
http://www.ebay.com/itm/univox-hi-flyer ... 2eb732aa40
Kurt Kobain of Nervona played one.

EDIT:
On a completely different topic, WTF is this and why does it cost $900

Srsly? They're just getting lazy now.