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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:14 am
by snipelfritz
Disarm D'arcy wrote:snipelfritz wrote:You shake and you shake for like five minutes and put it back in and the peepee still squirts into your tan pants.
Pee sitting on the toilet. Enjoy procrastinating with your iPhone. Use TP. You should be fine.
I already waste enough time doing that during the many, many poops I take in a day.
backwardsvoyager wrote:snipelfritz wrote:You shake and you shake for like five minutes and put it back in and the peepee still squirts into your tan pants.
i've felt the need to post this here on many occasions but never had the courage.
thank you.
Don't thank me. I'm just being the man this world needs.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 10:19 am
by D.o.S.
New typy machine is not playing well with my interface at all. Group loop noise galore -- totally ruins recording. FUCK EVERYTHING.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:26 am
by Strange Tales
Been buying a ton of pedals lately because I'm depressed as fuck. About to start buying stuff with Paypal Credit as well because fuck it. Why don't these metal boxes fill the void in my heart?
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:01 pm
by UglyCasanova
Strange Tales wrote:Been buying a ton of pedals lately because I'm depressed as fuck. About to start buying stuff with Paypal Credit as well because fuck it. Why don't these metal boxes fill the void in my heart?
I thought I did the same thing when I first registered for this forum, but as time went by I realized I do it when I'm in a good place too. Guess I just really love pedals.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:36 pm
by oscillofuzz
I got future-fired today
I will be jobless starting July 1st.
This will severely impact my gear budget...
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:24 pm
by Iommic Pope
That sucks.
You motherfuckers wear tan pants?
Fuck this place, I quit.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:36 am
by KaosCill8r
Tan pants
Real men wear black jeans.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:29 am
by Iommic Pope
So do the real ladies.
Denim for all yall butts' needs.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:33 am
by UglyCasanova
Unless you're pushing 60, stay the fuck away from tan pants.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:36 am
by Iommic Pope
Does this need to be a seperate PSA?
I feel like it does.
My cat's breath stinks.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:51 am
by UglyCasanova
I'll one-up your cat with our dog, Nano. She has a hole where one of her teeth used to be. It's all the way in the back of her mouth, and it fills up with raw meat and eggs (which is all our dogs eat). If we don't clean often enough (and run the risk of getting bitten in the process) her breath becomes rotten eggy death. I try to touch that dog as little as I possibly can. She's so gross. Poor thing.
I just call her Stinky. She don't give a flying fuck.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:52 am
by Iommic Pope
DAWWWWWWWWE.
BUT SHE'S SO CUTE!
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:57 am
by UglyCasanova
Having lived with her stinky breath for three years, I don't see it anymore.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:18 am
by Iommic Pope
Poor girl.
I see you host reptilians.
What you got there?
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:37 am
by Disarm D'arcy
UglyCasanova wrote:
I see you like Ikea furniture.