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maz91379 wrote:I just can't watch most asian porn anymore the girls are attractive it's just i can't deal with all the fucking noise and weird dudes.

porn...with dudes??? What is that nonsense. lady on lady is where it's at. Also, asian porn seems to be crazy full of sloppy tongue-kissing which I enjoy both partaking in and watching remotely.

Yay porn!

dubkitty wrote:after that, did you eat them to gain their power?

Nah, I didn't want to piss of Mothra any more than I already had...

maz91379 wrote:I just can't watch most asian porn anymore the girls are attractive it's just i can't deal with all the fucking noise and weird dudes.

I know what you mean.
Asian porn sounds like dying cats.

I don't own an Ipad but this looks pretty cool

http://www.effectsbay.com/2011/08/intro ... l-process/

I think I might need glasses.
EDIT: I think I found the winner of the, "Not a movie porn with the most porn-like title of all time." http://www.amazon.com/Black-Spring-Brea ... B000K7UC1A

i was going to post this in the spite thread but it's not really that big of a deal.

a few days ago i went to a bonfire and these chicks from hs asked to smoke weed with me, which was kinda funny. everyone's always surprised that i burn or something. i'm like a novelty. but like, neither of them really knew how to smoke. i had to roll too, not that i mind because i'm unusually proud of my rolling skillz. however, they didn't know how to inhale and one of 'em exhaled like all smoke every time and i swear the other one swallowed smoke or some shit. she got really sick and puked. the whole time i was just sitting there barely high like 'dude, why did i do this?' so they left early and i smoked more of their weed and went back to the bonfire and had my friend make me like six smores. now it's a few days later and word got back to my mom somehow (puking girls mom, prob?) and my mom just called me and laughed about the girls not being able to handle themselves.

cool story bro.

also:

bob the r0bot wrote:I think I might need glasses.
EDIT: I think I found the winner of the, "Not a movie porn with the most porn-like title of all time." http://www.amazon.com/Black-Spring-Brea ... B000K7UC1A

on the topic of things that sound like porn but aren't:

http://www.nutsonline.com

I'll just leave this here.

That was one of the most surreal things I've ever seen.

Especially "so sit there, enjoy yourself, or I'm gonna run over your knees with my bike."

fast and bulbous!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Ou4L3y-H8[/youtube]

i'm a little concerned about including the phrase "the anus is something that brings us all relief" in an anti-child-sexual-exploitation video.

snipelfritz wrote:That was one of the most surreal things I've ever seen.

Especially "so sit there, enjoy yourself, or I'm gonna run over your knees with my bike."

That's my favorite part, too.

i was also rather bemused that they took the time to distinguish between the vulva and the vagina in the course of the song, which occupied less than 60 seconds. it was like a bizarro-world version of a Beatles song.

now i can't help but think of the whole thing in Frank Zappa mode. "a toddler is something you don't want to fuck with..."

dubkitty wrote:i was also rather bemused that they took the time to distinguish between the vulva and the vagina in the course of the song, which occupied less than 60 seconds. it was like a bizarro-world version of a Beatles song.

i was more perplexed by the bowlcut-adorned manchild singing.

Kellanium wrote:

dubkitty wrote:i was also rather bemused that they took the time to distinguish between the vulva and the vagina in the course of the song, which occupied less than 60 seconds. it was like a bizarro-world version of a Beatles song.

i was more perplexed by the bowlcut-adorned manchild singing.