maz91379 wrote:I just can't watch most asian porn anymore the girls are attractive it's just i can't deal with all the fucking noise and weird dudes.
porn...with dudes??? What is that nonsense. lady on lady is where it's at. Also, asian porn seems to be crazy full of sloppy tongue-kissing which I enjoy both partaking in and watching remotely.
Yay porn!
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
i was going to post this in the spite thread but it's not really that big of a deal.
a few days ago i went to a bonfire and these chicks from hs asked to smoke weed with me, which was kinda funny. everyone's always surprised that i burn or something. i'm like a novelty. but like, neither of them really knew how to smoke. i had to roll too, not that i mind because i'm unusually proud of my rolling skillz. however, they didn't know how to inhale and one of 'em exhaled like all smoke every time and i swear the other one swallowed smoke or some shit. she got really sick and puked. the whole time i was just sitting there barely high like 'dude, why did i do this?' so they left early and i smoked more of their weed and went back to the bonfire and had my friend make me like six smores. now it's a few days later and word got back to my mom somehow (puking girls mom, prob?) and my mom just called me and laughed about the girls not being able to handle themselves.
mathias wrote:I heard that Tom Dalton read a book on how to grow online communities around your business. But he thought it was too much work so he just created a forum full of alts. You and I are the only real people.
i was also rather bemused that they took the time to distinguish between the vulva and the vagina in the course of the song, which occupied less than 60 seconds. it was like a bizarro-world version of a Beatles song.
In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
FIFTY YEARS OF SCARING THE CHILDREN 1970-2020--and i'm not done yet
dubkitty wrote:i was also rather bemused that they took the time to distinguish between the vulva and the vagina in the course of the song, which occupied less than 60 seconds. it was like a bizarro-world version of a Beatles song.
i was more perplexed by the bowlcut-adorned manchild singing.
snipelfritz wrote:We're like those friends who are a bad influence and get you to do drugs...and they're REALLY good drugs.
Fuzzy Fred wrote:
YO IM OUT OF LUBE IS IT OKAY IF I USE WALMART BRAND CRISCO?
dubkitty wrote:i was also rather bemused that they took the time to distinguish between the vulva and the vagina in the course of the song, which occupied less than 60 seconds. it was like a bizarro-world version of a Beatles song.
i was more perplexed by the bowlcut-adorned manchild singing.
" - smile_man
