
The Confessions Thread
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I like fake mayonnaise better then real mayonnaise 

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Mudfuzz wrote:I like fake mayonnaise better then real mayonnaise
Grape Seed Oil Vegenaise is amazing.

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have you had japanese mayonnaise? it's real mayo + msg. i think it's the reason japanese people put mayo on shit like pizza and eggs. SO DELICIOUS.


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What's up with the packaging? Is it sold in a glass so you can just pour as much delicious japanaise into that as you want and drink it straight? Is that some kinda lattice field, like maybe an AT field, and it's the only reason that mayonnaise can exist in this world?
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it's a plastic squeeze bottle with a fancy tip so you can decorate shit with mayonnaise. i don't fucking get the lattice though. your explanation makes the most sense.
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The DirecTV commercial with all of the people with Benjamin Franklin heads scares the shit out of me.
Why would you put mayo on shit? They taste exactly the same.
Condiment burn!
unownunown wrote:it's a plastic squeeze bottle with a fancy tip so you can decorate shit with mayonnaise.
Why would you put mayo on shit? They taste exactly the same.
Condiment burn!
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Chipotle Mayonnaise.
That is all.
That is all.
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Achtane wrote:What's up with the packaging? Is it sold in a glass so you can just pour as much delicious japanaise into that as you want and drink it straight? Is that some kinda lattice field, like maybe an AT field, and it's the only reason that mayonnaise can exist in this world?
tamper-proof plastic wrap. substitute for the under-cap seal more commonly seen here.
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Confession: I'm joining the nail polish crowd.

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daseb wrote:sorry dude, I apologise, val kilmer was a great songwriter and truly understood the mystic ways of the native american.
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foomanfat wrote:Confession: I'm joining the nail polish crowd.
You mean ladies?
You should just paint your pinky-nails black like a bully from a nineties movie.
I bite my nails like craaaaaazy.
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maz91379 wrote:foomanfat wrote:Confession: I'm joining the nail polish crowd.
HOW DARE YOU TRY TO HAVE SEXY TIME WITH MY COUNTRYMEN !
What u did thur....I seez it!
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Im listening to Boyz II Men...
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i just called this dog fluffen mcdoggenstein.
i catch myself saying dumb things to cute animals and not realizing it.
i catch myself saying dumb things to cute animals and not realizing it.
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ramona flowers is actually kind of a babe
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tuffteef wrote:Kim Pine is actually kind of a babe
fixeddd.
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