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It has to be me. Even my own mother despises me. My dad caught her once trying to smother me with a pillow when I was young. She thought I was the spawn of satan.

KaosCill8r wrote:It has to be me. Even my own mother despises me. My dad caught her once trying to smother me with a pillow when I was young. She thought I was the spawn of satan.

Dude so what happened?
Did he stop her?

See that's why it can't be you. You're too funny to be foe'd

No. the twist is that he was, actually, the spawn of satan. So, you know, the smothering didn't work. Now he just sits in the fiery depths (disguised as AUS to fit in here) and asks us about pedals because shipping is hella pricy.

D.o.S. wrote:No. the twist is that he was, actually, the spawn of satan. So, you know, the smothering didn't work. Now he just sits in the fiery depths (disguised as AUS to fit in here) and asks us about pedals because shipping is hella pricy.

That makes sense
his face probably burned right through the pillow

Yes I lurk here waiting to harvest the souls of the wicked. And there are quite a few here. And shipping to hell isn't that expensive. We have an arrangement with U.S.P.S.

KaosCill8r wrote:Yes I lurk here waiting to harvest the souls of the wicked. And there are quite a few here. And shipping to hell isn't that expensive. We have an arrangement with U.S.P.S.

Based on my experience you want to use Fedex
They are the most dishonest and difficult company to deal with

I've had dramas with U.S.P.S in the past. And I'm sure they have to be the most evil. Didn't David Berkowitz work there?

Yes he did.

Oh my god, the enamel on the back of one of my bottom teeth just chipped off. I was eating and it felt like something was stuck in my teeth and I went and looked and FUCK. I can feel it all the time. Its driving me fucking crazy.

One of our dogs started whining as soon as I fell asleep. Having not slept in two days, and knowing that she's had an upset stomach the last couple of days, I got tired of listening to her at 4:15am. I got up and got me and her dressed for a Norwegian winter and walked down the stairs (I live on the fifth floor, no elevator). 'Dog had no business to attend to at all. All she did was sniff around and play with a pinecone for 20 minutes. Now she's sound asleep and I'm fucking awake again. What a bitch. Both figuratively and literally.

Chankgeez wrote::dance: IT'S ME! IT'S ME! IT'S ME!

hbombgraphics wrote:I kindof want to know who it is as well.
Unless it's me..............

KaosCill8r wrote:It is most likely me. I have a polarising personality. People either love me or hate me, there is never any middle ground. Though more hate than love.

Nope nope and nope
As I said the person who it was wouldn't have the capacity to think of the dumb shit they've said that might annoy people

ChetMagongalo wrote:

wsas3 wrote:In the 4 years I've been on ILF I never have and never thought I would use the foe feature, but there's one active person on here I can't fucking stand and I know I'm not alone on that.
Kind of disappointed I'm driven to foe this person rather than being an adult and not letting it get to me but I'm also disappointed that people could be so annoying.

I'm really curious who it is. I have a guess

And now I'm curious to know if you got it right :
If you want you could message me, I don't want to stir up a bunch of hate and bad feels

My bandmates are moving to Huston for a few months, and I'm leaving town as soon as they're planning on coming back. Balls.

Maybe they'll just stay there and I can vist em