The Confessions Thread

[theactionindex]

I nyan'ed for a half hour earlier today.

is that what the kids calling it these days

[tuffteef]

I nyan'ed for a half hour earlier today.

is that what the kids calling it these days

only half an hour?
what a chump

[dubkitty]

even in my prime by the half-hour mark of nyan-ing i'd either have gotten to the point already or fallen asleep. i'm just not that entertaining.

[theavondon]

This girl I know nyan-d at least fifteen times last Friday. That's at least when she lost count.

[foomanfat]

[Achtane]

The magic of hour long nyan sessions lies in the discipline required for continual buildup and cooldown until finally the reaction is awe-inspiring, like that of nuclear fusion.

TRUST ME, YOU COULD SAY I'M A PROFESSIONAL. Been doing it...
Been doing it as long as I can remember

[tuffteef]

i lick the knife

[TroySanders]

its amazing how fast a good mood can be flipped upside down

[unownunown]

i'm kinda addicted to power napping. i heard that 20 min of powernapping = 1.5 hours worth of real sleep. i wonder if i could replace all of my sleeping with power napping and become THE MOST PRODUCTIVE PERSON EVER

[bob the r0bot]

i'm kinda addicted to power napping. i heard that 20 min of powernapping = 1.5 hours worth of real sleep. i wonder if i could replace all of my sleeping with power napping and become THE MOST PRODUCTIVE PERSON EVER

Uberman sleep schedule

[snipelfritz]

^yeah, power naps rule. The whole thing about half hour sleep, four times a day or whatever is that your body needs a certain amount of R.E.M. sleep, but it takes most people a while of regular sleep to get into that mode. If you keep sleeping one half hour every six hours(or whatever) eventually your body rhythms will adjust in a way that they can jump right into R.E.M. sleep. However, if you miss a half hour, you are FUCKED. Also, Automatic for the People is the tops!

its amazing how fast a good mood can be flipped upside down

You have no idea, trust me.

[bob the r0bot]

Also, Automatic for the People is the tops!

+ 100

[TroySanders]

You have no idea, trust me.

nah bro nah

[snipelfritz]

This morning, I thought I was going to die. I was taking a serious poop at work. I was concerned that all of my internal organs and extraneous body-mass would jetison out of my sphincter and someone would break down the door to find my skin(with maybe my eyeballs) flopped over the toilet.

I'm also beginning to think that Salvador Dali has inhabited the part of my brain that decides what I should and should not say out loud.

[unownunown]

whenever someone says 'i lost the game' i respond with 'what game?' 'which game?' etc ad nauseam.

fucking hate 'THE GAEMMMMMM'