UGLIEST GEAR

[Dandolin]

[The Eristic]

Also, Reverb, please stop bumpin' this at me, I'm NEVER gonna fuckin' buy it:



https://reverb.com/item/53573258-warrio ... and-carved

Used to have one of their "galleries" in Atlanta, that one isn't even top 3 ugliest. Their owner is also a perfect hybrid of televangelist and used car salesman, met him a few times and he slops the Jesus Sleaze all over you.

https://reverb.com/item/14906227-warrio ... g-s-closet

https://reverb.com/item/54641309-warrio ... es-natural

In case the natural wasn't ugly enough for you:
https://reverb.com/item/51603316-warrio ... -50-plek-d

https://reverb.com/item/53817962-2004-w ... nd-painted

There's also a Crusades Series with various inlay-by-numbers Knights of the Roundtable, innumerable derpy lions, and, of course, Dankenstein Marino here, and that's not even getting into all the extraordinarily overwrought wood salad examples (which, having played a ton of them around here, are always significantly worse instruments than their plainer models).

[Velcro Bottom]

Holy. Shit.

Another example of something you can't even parody.

[Dandolin]

ole no ring

[Chankgeez]

That may win the thread.

If I were Dan Marino, I'd sue.

you think they'd make me a Bobby Orr guitar?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmxWvILwUcM

[Dandolin]

they'd prob'ly agree, but then, when it arrived it'd turn out to be an Eric Lindros

[The Eristic]

That may win the thread.

If I were Dan Marino, I'd sue.

you think they'd make me a Bobby Orr guitar?

I'm sure they would, but it'd be $45,000 and he'd be Angry Undead Bobby Orr. That or the Lord would tell JD he should make the guitar He really wants you to have instead and you'd wind up with Angry Undead Don Cherry in pink MOP and paua shell checkered suit relieved in 15A spalted koa.

[Chankgeez]

Sounds good.

Anyone got $45,000 I can borrow?

[Chankgeez]

Also, will someone, please, tell me what's going on here?



https://reverb.com/item/56422095-e-f-ke ... nival-2007

[Pepe]

[Dandolin]

"the joker's head, the two gold faces, the Japanese devil faces in the back, a small medallion and of course the cattle horns" i knew with one look that this was some kind've ritualistic shahizzle.

[moid]

I have so many questions, yet I fear the answers to all of them

[Chankgeez]

Let's list 'em:

• Is "Keebler" his real name?
• A "museum piece"?
• Which museum? (Museum of Ugly?)
• Why is it called "The Carnival"?
• Does the builder really think he could get $10,000 for it?
• Does the seller really think he'll get $4,500 for it?
• Which switch makes it self-destruct?

What else we got?

[Dandolin]

i have just one:

[Velcro Bottom]

Hell, I know people who make things like that. Me and ol' Keebler would probably be best friends.

Plus, I could wear my welding helmet to mitigate against those goddamn bright-ass LEDs.