"The band takes the stage and starts playing. On a stand, with a strategically placed backlight and a little fog, sits the Guitar Made of Nails. None of the band members - not even the lead shredder - acknowledges the guitar is there, but the audience sees it. Now near the end of the show and the audience assumes it's only a prop, but as you start playing the epic finale of your set, your lead guitarist picks up the Guitar Made of Nails, plugs it in and the crowd goes wild!
They take their most epic, blistering solo of the evening on this guitar and,m of course, "the crowd goes wild!" With the help of a carefully placed packet of fake blood, there is now blood dripping down their arm, all over the guitar and on the stage. No one will forget this show and you will truly have a one-of-a-kind, kick-@ss guitar that will never be made again, because it was too much freaking work.
Yes, it is fully functioning and can shred. Watch the video of it being made to see and hear it. All the nails are from my collection of reclaimed nails. Some are from recently made pallets and some are more than 100 years old!
Yes, you may get hurt playing this, but it is so worth it. DISCLAIMER: I and my company are not responsible for injuries sustained while using this guitar."
Darling, could you run into the backyard and get some more pinecones? I think I've got too much fake dirty snow and not enough pinecones. How many? Just however many you can carry. Thanks. I love you.
(I'm just kidding. Obviously this guy is attachment-free and still masturbates to his high school yearbook. But respectfully and tenderly.)
https://reverb.com/item/29895710-guitar ... art-guitar
Ooh, yeah, that one looks dangerous! 
