★★ BILF 2015 (Category Winners Announced Pg 27! Fuck!) ★★

[BitchPudding]

I....try to have some fun with this shit.

I did change it again, the video was lagging up the pages I posted on.

FEAR THE LOAF. MAY THE EVIL SEEDS OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE GERMINATE WITHIN YOU.

[BitchPudding]

That auto reply email.

[UglyCasanova]

I want to send in mine before it's really done, just for the auto reply.

[cedarskies]

i felt bad about my board. then i got the auto-reply. and now i feel bad about my board.

[PetZounds]

i felt bad about my board. then i got the auto-reply. and now i feel bad about my board.

Yeah, marketing told the programming department that they wanted the bot to be "edgy and aloof, like how the teens like," and that bot is what they shat out two days later.
It's got an awful personality, but really, it's nothing personal.

[Exclaimed]

Wait, do tuners count???

[PetZounds]

The first tuner on your board counts as one pedal.
After that, approximately only every third tuner counts (The 3rd, 6th, 9th, 12th tuners).
To find the number of pedals to add to your total, use this formula:
h = (n/3) + 1, where n is the number of tuners that are on your board, and h is the number that amount of tuners contributes toward your pedal count.
Round h to the nearest whole number.

So for instance, say my board has 67 tuners on it (a bit below average, but it'll do for example purposes).
Here's how the calculations would go:
h = (67/3) + 1
h = (22 1/3) + 1 = 23 1/3 ≈ 23 pedals go toward your total.

[MrNovember]

The first tuner on your board counts as one pedal.
After that, approximately only every third tuner counts (The 3rd, 6th, 9th, 12th tuners).
To find the number of pedals to add to your total, use this formula:
h = (n/3) + 1, where n is the number of tuners that are on your board, and h is the number that amount of tuners contributes toward your pedal count.
Round h to the nearest whole number.

So for instance, say my board has 67 tuners on it (a bit below average, but it'll do for example purposes).
Here's how the calculations would go:
h = (67/3) + 1
h = (22 1/3) + 1 = 23 1/3 ≈ 23 pedals go toward your total.

Can everyone lend me their tuners? I want to submit a board of only tuners now

[PetZounds]

The first tuner on your board counts as one pedal.
After that, approximately only every third tuner counts (The 3rd, 6th, 9th, 12th tuners).
To find the number of pedals to add to your total, use this formula:
h = (n/3) + 1, where n is the number of tuners that are on your board, and h is the number that amount of tuners contributes toward your pedal count.
Round h to the nearest whole number.

So for instance, say my board has 67 tuners on it (a bit below average, but it'll do for example purposes).
Here's how the calculations would go:
h = (67/3) + 1
h = (22 1/3) + 1 = 23 1/3 ≈ 23 pedals go toward your total.

Can everyone lend me their tuners? I want to submit a board of only tuners now

For your reference:
-the largest number of tuners a board in each category can have
small: 12 (with no other pedals)
medium: 24 (with no other pedals)
large: infinity (with infinitely many other pedals)

You know what, now that I think about it, infinity is kind of a lot.
Let's make the cutoff for the number of pedals you can have on your board, while still being in the "large" category, seven hundred thousand (700,000).
If you have more pedals than that and still want to compete, PM me, we'll work something out.

[PetZounds]

Good news, everyone!
So far we have 13 large™ entrants, 12 medium™ entrants, and 11 small™ entrants.
Looks like I probably won't have to tweak the categories too much, hopefully.
I still might wiggle some stuff around though.
Pretty good turnout, too!
I expect more though!

Thanks to everyone who has entered so far!

[PetZounds]

gonna make a board with only a de7, black forest and a phaser and i can at least get iommi's vote..

And toes, don't forget those.

[leaves turn]

Was gonna enter but I've had to sell so much stuff that whatever board I make is going to look like an advertisement

[PetZounds]

Was gonna enter but I've had to sell so much stuff that whatever board I make is going to look like an advertisement

Do it anyway!
Advertising is fine, fuck it!

[ChetMagongalo]

Was gonna enter but I've had to sell so much stuff that whatever board I make is going to look like an advertisement

I only post in the show your board thread to help sell my pedals

[BitchPudding]

I sold stuff right before I send my BILF entry. I don't think it matters too much. Ain't about how much you have as much as how you use it.

Unless your Uncle Grandfather, cause that's just cheating.