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Re: Does it make a difference who's the next FLOTUS/FGOTUS?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 12:32 am
by Mudfuzz
welllll then find me a dictator we can trust not to be a fucknob

Re: Does it make a difference who's the next FLOTUS/FGOTUS?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 7:12 am
by snipelfritz
Mudfuzz wrote:welllll then find me a dictator we can trust not to be a fucknob

The ultimate challenge.
Maybe I'll feel like it some day, but it's going to require presidential blowjobs to become cool again.
Re: Does it make a difference who's the next FLOTUS/FGOTUS?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 8:43 am
by Chankgeez
snipelfritz wrote:
I like The Police and Kansas (tehran bandz).
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZwDL3-Ze4w[/youtube]
Re: Does it make a difference who's the next FLOTUS/FGOTUS?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 8:52 am
by D.o.S.
snipelfritz wrote:Mudfuzz wrote:welllll then find me a dictator we can trust not to be a fucknob

The ultimate challenge.
Maybe I'll feel like it some day, but it's going to require presidential blowjobs to become cool again.
If you get a blowjob from a president, you are cool.
Re: Does it make a difference who's the next FLOTUS/FGOTUS?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 8:53 pm
by Chankgeez
Re: Does it make a difference who's the next FLOTUS/FGOTUS?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 8:59 pm
by popvulture
^^^ Yeah was just reading that he's suspended his campaign. Not that we're left in a very desirable position, but the fact that he's out of the race makes me breathe one notch easier.
Re: Does it make a difference who's the next FLOTUS/FGOTUS?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 9:09 pm
by Jwar
About fucking time!
So Donald is about 200 delegates away from being a candidate.
I don't think they'll be able to stop him.
We are about to face a Donald or Hilary election. Fuck.
Re: Does it make a difference who's the next FLOTUS/FGOTUS?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 9:12 pm
by Mudfuzz
jwar wrote:About fucking time!
So Donald is about 200 delegates away from being a candidate.
I don't think they'll be able to stop him.
We are about to face a Donald or Hilary election. Fuck.
I refuse to accept Hillary as my alternate choice the the republicans until it happens and maybe not even then, fuck imperialists.
Re: Does it make a difference who's the next FLOTUS/FGOTUS?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 9:15 pm
by Jwar
It sucks. It really does.
I'm not sure what to do at this point.
I mean, should vote? Should I not? If it's between a turd and douche, what's the point?
I'd honestly rather have Obama for another 4 years.
Re: Does it make a difference who's the next FLOTUS/FGOTUS?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 9:20 pm
by Mudfuzz
you know.. if everyone that actually wanted Bernie to win anyway wrote him in he might actually win, it's legal still.. just say'n
Re: Does it make a difference who's the next FLOTUS/FGOTUS?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 9:21 pm
by Jwar
[quote="Mudfuzz"]you know.. if everyone that actually wanted Bernie to win anyway wrote him in he might actually win, it's legal still.. just say'n[/quote
The problem though is that most of the people who support him likely won't do that. I agree though.
Re: Does it make a difference who's the next FLOTUS/FGOTUS?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 9:24 pm
by D.o.S.
What an elucidating page.
And another strong argument for the firebombing of backwoods backwaters.

Re: Does it make a difference who's the next FLOTUS/FGOTUS?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 9:32 pm
by popvulture
D.o.S. wrote:What an elucidating page.
And another strong argument for the firebombing of backwoods backwaters.

Ha, how so? Not like anybody's sitting here saying "Oh boy, clear path for Trump now!"
You just hate the fact that I live in Texas. (I do too, actually.)
Re: Does it make a difference who's the next FLOTUS/FGOTUS?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 9:42 pm
by Chankgeez
jwar wrote:
I'm not sure what to do at this point.
I know exactly what to do.
I'm going to Tom Dalton's house and we're gonna declare ILF a micronation. I urge all of you to meet me at Dalton's house on Election Day!

Re: Does it make a difference who's the next FLOTUS/FGOTUS?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 9:46 pm
by D.o.S.
popvulture wrote:D.o.S. wrote:What an elucidating page.
And another strong argument for the firebombing of backwoods backwaters.

Ha, how so? Not like anybody's sitting here saying "Oh boy, clear path for Trump now!"
You just hate the fact that I live in Texas. (I do too, actually.)
The fact that the four people one nominal majority party decided they were adequately represented by were Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Donald Trump, and John Kasich gets more and more intolerable the longer it gnaws at my brain. I've lived under Tea Party-esque leadership for six years, give or take a couple, and it's totally unfathomable to me that these people possess any sort of intellect beyond their basic reptile brains. The unironic Keep Your Government Out of My Medicare, Let's Build A Wall, Let's reopen the factory types. Fuck them and fuck their aggressively retrograde vision for the country.
And you can say: But HURR DURR DURR NO POPULAR REPRESENTATION HURR DURR DURR THE ELITES *wipes drool off of lips* NOT A DEMOCRACY HURR DURR all you'd like, but that doesn't change the fact that these election-hopefuls are driven to their positions because these are the ideas that sell in the places where you don't have family trees, you have family stumps. Frankly, it's embarrassing.