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Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:02 pm
by eatyourguitar
snipelfritz wrote:eatyourguitar wrote:Did you ever stop to think that grinding free booty is a lot like the lap dances you pay for later in life. Dont knock it till you tried it.
While it creates a lot of awkwardness, especially in high school, once you've got the booty to grind, it's actually quite nice.
Also, brace yourself, because she's really gonna lay into you and you might fall over if you're not prepared.
thats what the kickstand is for
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:17 pm
by Fuzz_Pi
Both me and ex-girlfriend weren't allowed to go to prom, we both fucked up our last 2 years.
Too many days cutting school to fuck at her house all day while her mom laid in bed being fat
...and that's what we did again prom night
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:11 am
by Junk
i mean yeah, i love ass and all but i'm saying, we can just do that later and i won't have a bunch of fucking parents and teachers looking at me and shit, like you said with the awkwardness thing. You raise a good point with the lap dance comparison
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:17 am
by snipelfritz
Yeah, well I could post post this without your avatar looking at me and shit. Or maybe just slightly over me which makes me feel inferior and short and is ultimately even more off-putting than the initial creepiness.
In other, tangential news, I'm now listening to Pablo Honey. Haters gotta stop hatin'. Seriously good rock from an era where bland because the norm.
I've recently realized what was bad about Nirvana. They did what they did so well that they made it look easy, but making interesting music isn't easy. Kurt just happened to be a genius, and so he inspired a bunch of half-ass Nirvana wannabes(also known as Nirvanabes) that we still can't seem to shake off.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:29 pm
by jfrey
Anyone else aware of the hacker "war" that's been going on?
I think TeamPoison just won it.
http://www.pastie.org/2173213
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:37 pm
by bob the r0bot
Why is it that when ever fender releases I guitar I like, it's always a billion dollars?
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:17 pm
by D.o.S.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:45 pm
by snipelfritz
So last night I was helping somebody get there car started by using mine to jump it. Unfortunately, it wasn't working, so I texted my friend, "Hey, do you know anything about jumping a car?"
His response, "Like over other cars?"
Classic.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:57 pm
by TroySanders
hiroshima, there-a-shima, everywhere a-shima shima
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:07 pm
by theavondon
TroySanders wrote:hiroshima, there-a-shima, everywhere a-shima shima
http://gutterthrecords.com/track/walter ... union-2003
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:26 pm
by TroySanders
wut
edit: oh
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:33 pm
by TroySanders
"my john was aching you were never gonna blow, i had nowhere to go. now its in my hair like the ashes of hiroshima."
pure poetry
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:43 pm
by tuffteef
so my friend invited a bunch of people to this carpark bar that opened up
where chicks on roller skates bus beers to ur car and so forth and u hang out in the carpark
now, i was the only one who thought this idea was odd.
can you figure out why
GO!
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:46 pm
by futuresailors
tuffteef wrote:
where chicks on roller skates bus beers to ur car
I win?
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:08 pm
by tuffteef
futuresailors wrote:tuffteef wrote:
where chicks on roller skates bus beers to ur car
I win?
unfortunate lose.
how the fuck are we gonna drive our cars home when were all gonna be drinking
aint no one gonna be sober
why dont we just walk to a bar or cab so we dont have to dump our car there and walk home
