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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:42 am
by jfrey
D.o.S. wrote:
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That's bullshit, Postal Service.

Your band sucks, your delivery sucks, fuck off and die.

I have sometimes seen from my window the guy come up to the door, not ring the bell or anything, and stick the "you weren't here" slip on my mailbox.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:57 am
by D.o.S.
Seriously, I was out of town, but there were people at the house all weekend. Foolish.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:11 pm
by IEatCats
I accidentally sent the girl that stayed over to the hospital. =~=

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:02 pm
by Jeff-7
Did you penetrate her guts with your shlong? Semen in her lungs?

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:11 pm
by coldbrightsunlight
Maaaan I need to be playing in a band again. Plugged in my guitar today and everything just sounded boring, but when I play with a band I dgaf about my toan as long as it's loud and fuzzy and I love that feeling! But I'm moving in like 2 months so I kinda don't see much point looking for anyone to play with around here... :(

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:34 pm
by D.o.S.
D.o.S. wrote:Seriously, I was out of town, but there were people at the house all weekend. Foolish.


Update: and today they left it, which they couldn't leave before because someone had to sign for it, on my doorstep. I found it as I was headed out to go pick it up.
:picard:

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:39 pm
by IEatCats
Jeff-7 wrote:Did you penetrate her guts with your shlong?

Basically. Her IUD got messed up. I'm partly to blame, but it had been a problem, I guess. :picard:

She should be coming down Thursday for steaks, though.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:16 pm
by wafl
My university's internet is terrible, no decent connection anywhere even in the library. Slow as those people at walmart that are too fat to walk when their fatmobile breaks down.
Its like they're doing this so I actually have to listen to lectures.

Also my friend that I have been jamming with for like six years told me he didn't like fuzz because its too aggressive.
Too aggressive?
TOO AGGRESSIVE!?
ILL FUCKING SHOW YOU TOO AGGRESSSIVE!?!!


:cool:

But its fine, hes pretentious so we play jazz stuff which is good because hes alot less pretentious than some other jazz peeps and I like jazz.
But I also like jazz with fuzz.
:cry:
Pat Methany I'll be with you some day in fuzz jazz land.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:26 pm
by IEatCats
FWB demoted to F. I'm probably cursed.

Beh. On to the next one.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:27 pm
by D.o.S.
Just found out an old sort-of friend of mine from way back when just got shot?

Not fatally, but fuck.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:58 pm
by BitchPudding
Fuck Dos, here's hoping he recovers fast.

I hate it when people i respect on instagram are dicks, especially labels. :(

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 6:02 pm
by BitchPudding
monkeydancer wrote:Maaaan I need to be playing in a band again. Plugged in my guitar today and everything just sounded boring, but when I play with a band I dgaf about my toan as long as it's loud and fuzzy and I love that feeling! But I'm moving in like 2 months so I kinda don't see much point looking for anyone to play with around here... :(

I feel you. You'd think it would be easy to find people to play with in the bay, but no. :(

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 6:10 pm
by IEatCats
Same boat here. I need a band so I can play loud and yell and shit.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 6:15 pm
by BitchPudding
ilf virtual band 2014

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 6:19 pm
by IEatCats
I'd be down if I had a computer of my own to record with.