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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 5:07 pm
by Achtane
D.o.S. wrote:Relationship Achtane > Single Achtane, even if you post less.
this one isn't open tho, sorry bby
Don't worry about your dick being broken. My untreated sadbrains does it to me sometimes. It's absolutely soul-crushing the first time. But it's whatevs. Use your limbs like a tentacle demon, or objects with which to desecrate!
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:04 pm
by snipelfritz
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:45 pm
by JonnyAngle
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:03 pm
by JonnyAngle
It is my personal quest to make sure this thread never dies
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:49 pm
by Lurker13
$harkToootth wrote:Another time and yet another girlfriend, her jugs were bouncing in a circular symmetric way. I thought it would be prudent to have both jugs "clap" against each other. One was the 'carrier' the other was 'the modulator'. She was not pleased. I realized that day I may very well be "on the spectrum". I'm usually what girls refer to as "their mistake" (to be clear, a consensual one).
This is what engineers call 'sex', and why all sane women shun them.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:58 pm
by popvulture
So good. Will never be able to hear carrier/modulator again without thinking about boobs, and that's so ok.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:59 pm
by actual
I like my girls slightly cuckoo anyway. Better sex, crazier sex. Just make sure they empt..nevermind. Also, if you're a good enough lay, chicks don't mind goofy stuff like that.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:48 am
by comesect2.0
who else at the age of 8 or whatever thought they had inherited a sexually transmitted disease because the underside of your cock where hair grows had pubescent bumps ready to spring hair and you didnt know....
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:18 am
by Iommic Pope
popvulture wrote:So good. Will never be able to hear carrier/modulator again without thinking about boobs, and that's so ok.
Werd.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:45 am
by jrfox92
This thread is probably gonna be the single greatest deterrent for new posters on ILF.
Also, I'm definitely never posting about my personal life in here.
Ever.
Not at all.
Nope.
:surprise:
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:43 am
by Lurker13
Female engineer: "Sure baby, you can modulate my carrier wave, as long as you're oscillating while you do it."
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:06 am
by ritz
Iommic Pope wrote:popvulture wrote:So good. Will never be able to hear carrier/modulator again without thinking about boobs, and that's so ok.
Werd.
Amen... that's definitely going to stick in my head for a long time if not forever
jrfox92 wrote:This thread is probably gonna be the single greatest deterrent for new posters on ILF.
Also, I'm definitely never posting about my personal life in here.
Ever.
Not at all.
Nope.
:surprise:
Also resisting...
must...
resist...
escapades...
penis...
anus...
etc...
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:38 am
by Achtane
I got Tiger Balm on my dick once. Well, it was on my hand and I forgot to wash it off first. It burned like hellfire.
I then ran to the bathroom and straddled the sink in a panic, hoping to douse my rapidly inverting penis with cold water, but this was foolish and hopeless. I only succeeded in spreading the eau de napalm all over my balls.
Never again.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:40 am
by popvulture
comesect2.0 wrote:who else at the age of 8 or whatever thought they had inherited a sexually transmitted disease because the underside of your cock where hair grows had pubescent bumps ready to spring hair and you didnt know....
HA! Dude, I totally did that. Went to the doc all freaked out (was a little later, pretty much when I just got pubes) and was like "WHAT ARE THESE BUMPS? I HAVE A DISEEEEEASE!"
On a broader scale, I doubt I'm the only one who thought you could somehow get an STD without any sexual contact, haha. Tween probz.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:01 am
by Invisible Man
Achtane wrote:rapidly inverting penis