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amnesiac305 wrote:Do the same people exchange gifts or do we ship to different people than we receive from? We are not supposed to let the other person know we are their SS? What if information regarding them is minimal?

I play guitar and bass. I love effects.

Its all random so you will have a totally different secret santa who is sending you a gift as who you are sending a gift to.

um so for my wishlist...

as for the effects...filtery things, synthy things, glitchy, crazy - just FUN and DIFFERENT i guess
cream/gold jazzmaster pickguard
Neurosis/Mastodon/Russian Circles/Dillinger Escape Plan/Sunn O))) t-shirt... a cool one size large
a cool strap to go with my CAR Jazzmaster

just... kind of a random wishlist whatever works out is awesome with me

I now commence stalking my prey. You will get something... weird.

As for me:
I like strange modulation and DIY stuff. I like local and regional treats, including alcoholic beverages.

Creepin Time!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0[/youtube]

Hints for me... I love horror and metal and pizza and sweets... and swords and sorcery. I love high gain distortion and fuzz. I love dogs and cats and personal freedoms for all people. I love physics, astrophysics, cosmology, and astronomy, and Ancient Aliens. I love the monoliths on the moon and mars and will visit them one day.

Mostly though I just love being part of a fun gift exchange with buddies so don't lose any sleep over me.. I never met a gift I didn't like!

All my years of facebook stalking have been for this moment.

Wishlist....fuzz, zombies, candies, boobies, DIY kits and 80's cartoons.....

For me it's quite simple. I like fuzz. Yea.

Other than that. I like horror stuff. Movies...etc.

Music wise. I love heavy shit like Opeth. Yea......................I don't know what else to say?

fuzzmax wrote:Wishlist....fuzz, zombies, candies, boobies, DIY kits and 80's cartoons.....

FUCK! how did i forget to mention boobies?!?

boobies.

Oh I forgot to mention kvlt horror VHS, burritos, and cats!!!!!

Stuff for me...

I like/need/want:
Doctor Who
CAR, Sonic Blue, gray
smart, weird anime (EVA, FLCL, Samurai Champloo)
creative PC games
Scott Pilgrim
obsolete formats (my lastfm)
Couch deadstock and artist and car vinyl stuff
snapback NBA hats (especially throwback styles)
modulation that sounds broken
zvex clones
a good Jazzy neck pu
stickers
decent earbuds
cardigans
cool pickguard for jag HH sp or tele w/jazz pu
drone
jeez that's enough right

I play Bass.
XL T-shirt size.


I don't drink booze, I do eat sweets.

I hang out in the TB thread a lot and GAS thread....
Only clues you will get here.

*the following text was on a page, seemingly removed from a book, found in the back of a desk drawer in an abandoned research facility outside Vermont*

Preface:
Hello, if you are reading this, it is very likely that you are planning to interact with a bob the r0bot in the near future. To aid in this task, a team of unpaid interns have compiled this guide from field observations of bob the r0bots in their natural habitats that may give you some clues as to what would please a bob the r0bot. Hopefully you will find this guide useful.

Chapter 1: the creative habits of a bob the r0bot
The bob the r0bot is a very creative creature; bob the r0bots can often be found in their dens making music. Bob the r0bots like to utilize a myriad of sounds when they make music; principally distorted guitar/bass/keyboard. Time has shown that bob the r0bots also seem to enjoy the sounds of phasors and envelope filters, but they seem inconsistent in their taste and are known to change their preferences at the drop of a hat.
Scientists have noted, however, that bob the r0bots seem to show a consistent affection for drum machines. [note: bob the r0bots also seem to show an affinity for distortions related in design to the big muff, as well as distortions that oscillate/produce drones; scientists have yet to find a correlation between the two]

Chapter 2: the eating habits of a bob the r0bot
Bob the r0bots are very food oriented creatures. While bob the r0bots seem to follow a similar diet to those of other related species(fruits, vegetable, and occasionally meats), they show a unique affinity for sweets. When bob the r0bots were offered a selection of various candies by scientists, they seemed to react most positively to candies containing caramel, puffed rice, wafers, and strawberry. [note: upon being offered a candy bar containing nuts, the bob the r0bot became enraged and attacked the scientist performing the experiment]

Chapter 3: the musical taste of a bob the r0bot
Bob the r0bots have a very broad musical taste, varying from experimental hip-hop to shoegaze, and even dance music. While research has been done, no scientist has been able to guess what type of music a bob the r0bot will enjoy with any sense of regularity. The only real thing scientists have been able to find is that bob the r0bots seem to react to music better when the music is presented in the form of a vinyl record; when presented with the same song on both vinyl and 320kbs mp3, the bob the r0bot under observation seemed to react more favourably to the vinyl. [note: the prior experimenter also supposed a connection to the size of the record and the bob the r0bot's enjoyment, saying that he seemed to prefer 7" and 10" records.]

*Any text beyond this point has been rendered unreadable due to a coffee stain*

bob the r0bot wrote:*the following text was on a page, seemingly removed from a book, found in the back of a desk drawer in an abandoned research facility outside Vermont*

Preface:
Hello, if you are reading this, it is very likely that you are planning to interact with a bob the r0bot in the near future. To aid in this task, a team of unpaid interns have compiled this guide from field observations of bob the r0bots in their natural habitats that may give you some clues as to what would please a bob the r0bot. Hopefully you will find this guide useful.

Chapter 1: the creative habits of a bob the r0bot
The bob the r0bot is a very creative creature; bob the r0bots can often be found in their dens making music. Bob the r0bots like to utilize a myriad of sounds when they make music; principally distorted guitar/bass/keyboard. Time has shown that bob the r0bots also seem to enjoy the sounds of phasors and envelope filters, but they seem inconsistent in their taste and are known to change their preferences at the drop of a hat.
Scientists have noted, however, that bob the r0bots seem to show a consistent affection for drum machines. [note: bob the r0bots also seem to show an affinity for distortions related in design to the big muff, as well as distortions that oscillate/produce drones; scientists have yet to find a correlation between the two]

Chapter 2: the eating habits of a bob the r0bot
Bob the r0bots are very food oriented creatures. While bob the r0bots seem to follow a similar diet to those of other related species(fruits, vegetable, and occasionally meats), they show a unique affinity for sweets. When bob the r0bots were offered a selection of various candies by scientists, they seemed to react most positively to candies containing caramel, puffed rice, wafers, and strawberry. [note: upon being offered a candy bar containing nuts, the bob the r0bot became enraged and attacked the scientist performing the experiment]

Chapter 3: the musical taste of a bob the r0bot
Bob the r0bots have a very broad musical taste, varying from experimental hip-hop to shoegaze, and even dance music. While research has been done, no scientist has been able to guess what type of music a bob the r0bot will enjoy with any sense of regularity. The only real thing scientists have been able to find is that bob the r0bots seem to react to music better when the music is presented in the form of a vinyl record; when presented with the same song on both vinyl and 320kbs mp3, the bob the r0bot under observation seemed to react more favourably to the vinyl. [note: the prior experimenter also supposed a connection to the size of the record and the bob the r0bot's enjoyment, saying that he seemed to prefer 7" and 10" records.]

*Any text beyond this point has been rendered unreadable due to a coffee stain*

Note to self: next year stage a secret Santa with only myself and this guy. Seriously though, I am extremelz happz about my SS. And it weirdos me out that my iPhone autocorrects SS to SA. wtf?

Dear Santa:

Since I've managed this far without the winning lottery ticket I've asked for every year:

Please send me two adult specimens of the opposite sex, fluent in substantially rich conversations in body language while wearing a goat mask, riding a white Cadillac loaded with cigarillos, booze, snacks, outrageous entertainment and - because of being a considerate gentleman / a lovely bastard - a huge pack of condoms to write poetry in. Just not the really small ones this time, please, because I used them all to decorate the neighbors Xmass tree. And the joke was turned on me.

I'm still in shape and wear black in size S and weight 60kg/130 lbs, on my 172cm my hat size is 57, I don't eat meat, and I still have three kids around and they love making crazy noise impros with me. Also the turtle called Killer, she still doesn't hate me, though living in captivity, making our relationship the longest lasting I've ever got, even though she too had her opportunity to leave me. And unlike the long johns I still have that slipover You kindly gave me twenty years ago in the original, unopened wrap. The funny tie, too. Thanks for that, too.

:p (really my ILF SS's have both been neat, always tried to pass the good forward to my giftees. Santa just haven't always been as kind to me)

I wear XXL T-shirts.

Anything is cool really, I mean anything.