JESSICA SIMPSON AND BILLY CORGAN TO WED?

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Post by iblamesummers »

Jessica Simpson haz sum nice b00bs & a bangin' ass body but from the neck up? i know a couple chicks from around the way that would give Jessica Simpson a run for her money total package-wise.

& i thought she was dating some athlete. not Tony Romo either some other dude.

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I thought they were both the Christian type.

That might be their main connection.



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elbandito wrote:You guys seriously don't even find this humorous?
Well, whatevs then. Tags and I will chuckle amongst ourselves. :lol:

I think a 10 hour lecture on the mating habits of voles would be more entertaining.

Well, here's your link for the mating habits of voles.
ENJOY!!! http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Hormone+of+monogamy:+the+prairie+vole+and+the+biology+of+mating.-a014642472

Actually, I am not a fan of either, either. I just like to keep up with strange bedfellows in Babylon. Being honest, both Billy and Jessica are probably nice people. Its the media that edits out their humanity. But, no, I don't care, just like Devi. I just think it is too bizarre to pictue them in bed. But weren't Reese's peanut butter chocolate goodies discovered by accident? I honestly feel sorry for Suri Cruise, having parents like that.

Jess: "Billy, please let your hair grow out, you look like a hard-boiled egg, and I think eggs are bad for you."
Billy: "Do you have any old gold and diamond earings that I can use in my next piercing of my naughty bits?"

I got nothing :)
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First the op-amp big muff and now this? :picard:
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as a guitar geek i couldn't be happier for him..... but let's just make sure she doesn't do to his music what she's done to her previous boyfriends/husbands careers and lives.....

if billy releases a duet with her, it's all gonna burn.......
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I totally hope they form a husband-and-wife band..
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imagine there kids.


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What'll Courtney think? Heh, this is silly.
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