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HOW TO BE MIKE PATTON IN SIX EASY STEPS

1. Sing like a douchebag.
2. Act like a douchebag.
3. Look like a douchebag.
4. Be in bands with people who arent douchebags (melvins) in shallow attempts to make yourself seem like less of a douchebag when in reality it shines a humongous fucking spotlight on it.
5. Act as if the rest of the world is fucking indebted to you for being "experimental" when in reality youre just fucking weird and stupid.
6. Have thesame name as one of the guys in Middle Class so the rest of the world is tricked into believing you were ever involved in a project that didnt make them regret being born with the ability to hear. Kind of like how Moby tells everyone he was in flipper.

SPACERITUAL wrote:HOW TO BE MIKE PATTON IN FIVE EASY STEPS

1. Sing like a douchebag.
2. Act like a douchebag.
3. Look like a douchebag.
4. Be in bands with people who arent douchebags (melvins) in shallow attempts to make yourself seem like less of a douchebag when in reality it shines a humongous fucking spotlight on it.
5. Act as if the rest of the world is fucking indebted to you for being "experimental" when in reality youre just fucking weird and stupid.

Thank you.

TheAttackman wrote:

PumpkinPieces wrote:http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/interviews/interviews/andrew_stockdale_of_wolfmother_even_now_im_still_finding_my_voice.html

Its actually not a blue box, its a microsynth. There's a part he talked about putting the old and new microsynth in a chain together.

Cool stuff.

I stand corrected

Hey man I thought it was a blue box too until I read this. Just popped up on Ug.

No worries

They're gonna be on Conan right now (or later if you're on the west coast ) if anyone is interested.

PumpkinPieces wrote:They're gonna be on Conan right now (or later if you're on the west coast ) if anyone is interested.

I've decided I don't like the New Moon Rising song.

SPACERITUAL wrote:HOW TO BE MIKE PATTON IN SIX EASY STEPS

1. Sing like a douchebag.
2. Act like a douchebag.
3. Look like a douchebag.
4. Be in bands with people who arent douchebags (melvins) in shallow attempts to make yourself seem like less of a douchebag when in reality it shines a humongous fucking spotlight on it.
5. Act as if the rest of the world is fucking indebted to you for being "experimental" when in reality youre just fucking weird and stupid.
6. Have thesame name as one of the guys in Middle Class so the rest of the world is tricked into believing you were ever involved in a project that didnt make them regret being born with the ability to hear. Kind of like how Moby tells everyone he was in flipper.

Actually, Mike is really nice guy and one of the most humble people I've played with. Not saying you have to like his music, but he personally is not a douchebag in my limited experience.

And sorry to ruffle your feathers further, but Wolfmother DOES suck, whether you agree with the way Mike presented it or not. Unless you're under the age of 25, why would you listen to them? Surely you have other records in your collection by now that do it better....