Re: JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE SHITTING THE BED
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:26 am
Me and my buddy Clint had this idea that lighter fluid burnt pretty cold, so we waited until it got dark, draw a smiley face on the carpet and set it on fire. Problem was the carpet was cheap as fuck and made of nylon and it melted, so we had like this hard black plastic smiley in the middle of the carpet. We bought some paint roughly the same colour as the carpet and painted it, and an exacto knife, and chopped the plastic until it resembled carpet again.
I thought I could win best carpet destruction story, but damn dude. You did it. You crazy sonofabitch!
I thought I could win best carpet destruction story, but damn dude. You did it. You crazy sonofabitch!