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Re: Gear will literally kill you
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 11:11 pm
by dubkitty
i remember that clip vividly.
Re: Gear will literally kill you
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 1:50 am
by codetocontra
You risk scalding your balls when your pickup pyro fails during that sweet guitar solo.
You risk throat cancer from eating out groupies.
You risk tongue cancer from sucking picks and RF from studio gear.
You risk breaking your neck when sucking your own dick.
Re: Gear will literally kill you
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 10:05 am
by goroth
dubkitty wrote:never invite the Hell's Angels to your festival.
Being a metal fan I don't always have that luxury.
Re: Gear will literally kill you
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:40 am
by dubkitty
well, at least they're not California Angels. thought to be fair the truly dangerous Angels of the 60s, including the noobs from the San Jose chapter who did most of the violence at Altamont, are now so old that you or me might be able to punch out Sonny Barger.
Re: Gear will literally kill you
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:58 am
by goroth
dubkitty wrote:well, at least they're not California Angels. thought to be fair the truly dangerous Angels of the 60s, including the noobs from the San Jose chapter who did most of the violence at Altamont, are now so old that you or me might be able to punch out Sonny Barger.
That's always been one of my life goals - punching out Sonny Barger.
I'll hook you up dude and we'll tag team him.
Re: Gear will literally kill you
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:19 pm
by dubkitty
since Alan Pasaro, the guy who killed Meredith Hunter and walked on grounds of self-defense (tbf Meredith was randomly firing a nickel-plated revolver while swacked to the gills on speed) died years ago, Barger works for me.
can you tell that Altamont has been one of my historic obsessions for 50 years and counting?
Re: Gear will literally kill you
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 2:55 pm
by adamajah
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Take it from me - it's not just called the Boomerang because it loops
Re: Gear will literally kill you
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:04 pm
by Paul_C
Re: Gear will literally kill you
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 4:56 pm
by Sentient Twig
Amazing he survived this.
Re: Gear will literally kill you
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 5:18 pm
by Sentient Twig
Woah, check out this Q DROP from today:
"GEAR" created to maximize distraction [information warfare]?
Misdirection.
Shall we play a game?
[G]reat ones seek truth
[E]very patriot is rising up
[A]ll and together we are moving
[R]ise and fall as one
Q
Re: Gear will literally kill you
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 7:01 pm
by dubkitty
GTFO. that can't be a real Q drop...it's comprehensible.
Re: Gear will literally kill you
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 10:22 pm
by cosmicevan
I feel like this thread is a thin veil for riffing ideas for the next Final Destination flick...and frankly I think it's a GREAT idea!
Re: Gear will literally kill you
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:27 am
by sutarappa
red water, electric give-out. santolina, so many desert lines. pressure, so many atmospheres. so much gear, no burial.
Re: Gear will literally kill you
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 10:46 am
by dubkitty
"I'VE GOT...TWO TICKETS TO...uh, wait a minute."
Re: Gear will literally kill you
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:53 pm
by Sentient Twig
Toes are only made for so many uses, and we did not evolve to use them for clicking pedals. This is a fact, beyond dispute, science. Every time you click on that pedal with your toe, you're violating nature, and one step further to potential amputations or worse.