Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 4:18 pm
I leave for a few months and I come back to this. Brilliant. 
Survey doesn't lie.BitchPudding wrote:I leave for a few months and I come back to this. Brilliant.
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Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:33 pm
Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:44 pm
I believe the people on TGP know this phenomena as "dick & balls ****ting".
Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 1:15 am
Life becomes art.
Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:08 am
What's happening here?
Who's playing the maracas?
Who's playing the maracas?
Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:14 am
Actually I left (cause you never 'take' a shit, you leave it... if you're fancy you can use the word "bestow" and do a little curtsy) a pretty wicked shit on Sunday. It was like the cover of GHOULIES II.
Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 1:37 pm
I made a bowel movement yesterday and the feculence had a long, phallic shape, with two smaller pieces of matter at the base.
Then, I thought of this thread immediately and had to post this nugget of information.
Then, I thought of this thread immediately and had to post this nugget of information.
Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:38 am
I was terrified of sitting on a toilet for like a year after seeing that when I was young. Just like being afraid that Jaws was going to get me in a swimming pool.$harkToootth wrote:Actually I left (cause you never 'take' a shit, you leave it... if you're fancy you can use the word "bestow" and do a little curtsy) a pretty wicked shit on Sunday. It was like the cover of GHOULIES II.
Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:58 am
this is the funniest thing i've read in a good whilecosmicevan wrote:This reminds me of the time a friend in a group chat went to a bachelor party and one of the guys got a little too messed up and pushed a little too hard and ended up having a prolapsed asshole. They were in tijuana and in the hospital they poured sugar or something on it to make it go away.
In any event the best part was that my friend sent us a picture of the prolapsed asshole since we didn’t believe the story...which resulted in all of us going crazy photoshopping the prolapsed asshole into as many photographs as possible. We used this amazing android app called photo hacker that makes it tremendously easy to edit photos in a zillion ways...ah memories. I wonder whatever happened w the guy...thinking back I don’t know if anyone ever asked follow up after the prolapsed picture assault started. There was a clear divide in the group between those who thought the pictures were the funniest thing in the world and those who were unbelievably grossed out and would get upset to the point of violent threats about no more photos...nothing quite tops replacing someone’s spouse’s head w a giant round prolapsed asshole in a classy photo.