Re: Best for sale listing descriptions?
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2018 2:40 pm
I'm confused, is he selling just the manual?
Chankgeez wrote:
https://reverb.com/item/18551241-fear-p ... rly-1990-s
Greetings lookie-loo's!!! The rules of engagement have changed, please read them below. So, did Santa bring you any money? Have MAGA boyz policies made your portfolio skyrocket? By the way, you can't own this authentic, original FEAR poster just by watching it!!! Offers entertained!!!
For sale is a vintage concert poster for FEAR from 1994. The concert was held at the Glenn Miller Ballroom on the UC-Boulder campus. I attended the show, and, although they are not listed, Butt Trumpet also played this show as the opening act. I don't remember Chaotic Past, but I certainly remember Butt Trumpet.....Hahaha!!! I had a nice conversation with Sharon Needles and Bianca Butthole after their set. Nice ladies, and I admired Sharon's "Partridge Family" lunch box that she used as a purse. I just did some research and found that Bianca Butthole died in a car with a drunk driver in 2001. Sad!!! By the way, FEAR was great, as always. It wasn't the original band, but Lee Ving always puts on a good show.
The poster has staple holes in the corners. I have photographed several. Please see photos!!! Other than that, it is in great shape. I have two of these. My copy has been framed. This copy has been rolled in cold storage since the day of the concert.
Due to a recent flurry of unnecessary returns, I am now having to change the rules of the game a little. I do not sell items with warped necks, loose parts, or parts that are broken but not shown in the photographs. I am selling items from my personal collection, not items I find in a pawn shop, at estate sales, or at garage sales. It is that time in my life to downsize.
With that in mind, I will no longer humor those who over-buy, find a similar item elsewhere for less and want to return my item, have to return the item because of the “wife,” or similar excuses. Nor will I allow you, the buyer, to use the aforementioned excuses, carefully disguised as an undisclosed flaw in the item, as an excuse or reason to return the item. If I am selling an item in less than optimal condition, that is noted in the ad. And, if the item is unusable or unplayable, it is sold as a “project” for fix or repair.
Additionally, I take PayPal as my only form of payment. If you are not signed up for PayPal before attempting to purchase my item, please don’t bid on it. Please be signed up before bidding. If you bid before being a PayPal member, I will report you to REVERB so that they will keep an eye on you. Regarding shipping, make sure that your correct and complete address is loaded into your REVERB account. If it is not properly entered, and your item is returned to me, due to your failure to enter your address correctly, I will repost (charge you postage twice) the item at your expense, due to the extra time that YOU stole from MY life.
First time buyers will be dealt with on a case by case basis.
Lastly, if we do agree that the item should be returned, you will be responsible for the shipping costs to return the item to me. After careful examination of the item, a full or partial refund will be returned. In order to receive a full refund, the item must be returned to me in exactly the same condition as it was shipped. That is, the item should look EXACTLY like the photos that are in the listing.
Thus, any bid, accepted offer, or payment is a legal contract to purchase the offered item or lot, as is. As such, it binds you as a buyer, to perform the terms of this contract, with no deviation. Your bid, accepted offer, or payment, signifies the offered item or lot, as described and pictured, meets with your complete satisfaction, and is suitable for purchase without reservation or recourse.
This item or lot is in the condition clearly shown in the photographs, and accurately detailed in the written description. Though it may indeed be, or appear as, new, it is not a NEW item. It has been previously owned in some manner or fashion. Therefore it is a USED item, and as such is sold as is with no warranty of satisfaction or suitability.
Obviously all the main points of this listing will be understood by competently examining this listing; however, feel free to ask pertinent questions. I will try and address your concerns quickly and accurately BEFORE you bid, offer, or purchase. Since all items are previously owned, I have made a reasonable effort to show flaws or signs of use, handling, storage, or age. No significant flaws are left out of the information; I am trying to do fair and accurate transactions. I repeat, these items are carefully documented. It is the sole responsibility of a perspective new owner to do the due diligence to conclude, before bidding, the acceptability and suitability of the listing for their needs, BEFORE entering into this legally binding purchase contract.
Your bid or accepted offer signifies you fully understand and accept the binding terms of this purchase contract, and agree to refrain from any action involving this lot, if there is any factor or issue, known, perceived, or unknown which would make it unsuitable for your needs.
In other words, it is what it is. If you have any problems accepting that fact, DO NOT PLACE A BID, or try to purchase it. If you bid, your offer is accepted, or pay, the item is then your property, period.
Continental USA sales only. Local sales OK. If you are a non-Continental USA buyer, please have someone in the USA buy the item for you, and then they can forward the item to you. This is called using a proxy buyer.
Offers entertained!!!
All offers entertained.
FYI – Malthus was right.
That entire post just made me so incredibly angry... I don't even have the words to describe how frustrated I am after reading thatChankgeez wrote:Greetings lookie-loo's!!!....