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Re: The Slow Secret Death of the Electric Guitar

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:35 pm
by ritz
jwar wrote:
ritz wrote:
popvulture wrote:I love multi-level quoting and mis-quoting

Re: The Slow Secret Death of the Electric Guitar

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:35 pm
by Invisible Man
ritz wrote:
jwar wrote:
ritz wrote:
popvulture wrote:What is love?

Re: The Slow Secret Death of the Electric Guitar

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:49 pm
by popvulture
:lol:

Re: The Slow Secret Death of the Electric Guitar

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:49 pm
by 01010111
Invisible Man wrote:
ritz wrote:
jwar wrote:
ritz wrote:
popvulture wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Cw6-xRHdg[/youtube]

Re: The Slow Secret Death of the Electric Guitar

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:53 pm
by Ugly Nora
The problem, as i see it, is that all of the good guitar riffs have already been created. I've crunched the numbers, and it is mathematically impossible to create any more of those iconic-level riffs on par with what we grew up on. So, people are looking for something different, not unlike Zima drinkers.

Re: The Slow Secret Death of the Electric Guitar

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 5:02 pm
by neonblack
Witt, I'll volunteer to take one of your jags so you can make the transition to a guitar free lifestyle.

Re: The Slow Secret Death of the Electric Guitar

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 5:20 pm
by Lurker13
Yeah, Wittgenstein, if you really want to be free from all this six-string oppression, take every one of those vintage guitars you own and smash them. Make a video of it. Post it on ILF. I promise I'll pretend to be outraged.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OV8csBIFX4[/youtube]

Re: The Slow Secret Death of the Electric Guitar

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 5:37 pm
by Faldoe
So will some vintage guitars become affordable again when those collectors pass away? Not likely.

Re: The Slow Secret Death of the Electric Guitar

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:00 pm
by Lurker13
NOOOOOOO!!!! NOT THE '64 MUSTANG, PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOOOO!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY MAKE HIM STOP, PLEASE!!!! WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN????!!! THE CHILDREN!!!!! MONSTER!!! YOU'RE INHUMAN!!!!

Re: The Slow Secret Death of the Electric Guitar

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:00 pm
by Lurker13
^^^Thought I'd better warm up a little.

Re: The Slow Secret Death of the Electric Guitar

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:00 pm
by Wittgenstein
I realize that my hypocrisy is loathsome, and that collecting vintage guitars is sick and pathetic. I have no excuse.

Re: The Slow Secret Death of the Electric Guitar

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:16 pm
by Lurker13
Wittgenstein wrote:I realize that my hypocrisy is loathsome, and that collecting vintage guitars is sick and pathetic. I have no excuse.
Nice burst of honest introspection, Witt. For what it's worth, I don't think you're loathsome, I think you probably just have some frustrations that are making you act a little nuts.

But then my hypothesis is that all 7 billion people on the planet are nuts. The ones who don't seem like it are the ones who have figured out how to behave in public.

Re: The Slow Secret Death of the Electric Guitar

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:22 pm
by Jwar
Wittgenstein wrote:I realize that my hypocrisy is loathsome, and that collecting vintage guitars is sick and pathetic. I have no excuse.
It's ok.

I collect toe nails.

Guitars seem like a much better choice.

Re: The Slow Secret Death of the Electric Guitar

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:28 pm
by Blackened Soul
01010111 wrote:Yeah, they're right. The guitar's not the future...



...synthesizers are!
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Oh boy oh boy more modular synth demos that all sound like they came from 1968..... So new, so fresh.. So... Mindfuckingly boring...

Re: The Slow Secret Death of the Electric Guitar

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:58 pm
by Lurker13
jwar wrote:I collect toe nails.
Yep. All seven billion.

I'll send you some of mine for your collection.