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Goddamn millenials want everything handed to them.

Swagger Jacker noun

• 1. One who copies the graphics style of prominent pedal or amplification companies (read: Science Amps v. Nic Belor, Midnight Amplficiation)

How about you go out and work for one of these and then you get an inside joke dictionary. It's not my fault you don't know how to find a photo of Spaceritual's right ball on command.

I just realized I've made it to IAMILF.

What I got when I looked up accolade:

D.o.S. wrote:Goddamn millenials want everything handed to them.

Doesn't misspelling "millennial" tend to indicate one is typing text into a phone,
and therefore more likely to actually be a millennial?

The idea that the "inside" of an "inside joke" on the internet would be exploded and
"disrupted" by such an antiquated idea as a dictionary-like publication also seems strange.

But I agree. Anyone who posts enough to acquire a should
get a twenty volume, leather-bound ILF Dicktionary sent to them by post.
With a squeezy stress ball replica of Spaceritual's right testicle.

Seance wrote:

Chankgeez wrote: https://www.instagram.com/p/BSgl1_FDmV- ... rdev&hl=en

Why #showusyourjunk when you can #showusyourchank?

I've heard that some Dick Hymens are purple.

I posted this in the Dick Hiatus thread, but apparently we don't have any Puerto Ricans here:



(Also, "Dick Hiatus" is totally gonna be my porn star name.)

Chankgeez wrote:
(Also, "Dick Hiatus" is totally gonna be my porn star name.)

Tapping ass in Morse code since the days before porn went digital.

We have killed the frog.

D.o.S. wrote:We have killed the frog.

By placing it in a vagina and slowly raising the temperature of the vagina until the frog boils to death?

I don't bring your fetishes out in public please extend the same courtesy.

So that means you aren't interested in "draining the swamp" later on?

Disturbing to see the severed testicles of Kermit the frog mixed up with those of Robin the Frog.
You are into some seriously disturbing Muppet snuff.