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Re: Yo Scandies!

Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 9:41 pm
by Chankgeez
That's why I pronounce your username like this: Käse Süßigkeiten

Re: Yo Scandies!

Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 10:24 pm
by casecandy
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8c5wmeOL9o[/youtube]

Re: Yo Scandies!

Posted: Sat May 28, 2016 3:11 pm
by Mudfuzz
casecandy wrote: Montreal bagels are
have you guys done away with your laws on packaging that is only in yiddish yet? ...

Re: Yo Scandies!

Posted: Sun May 29, 2016 3:35 pm
by frodog
Would be interesting to see ifthere's correlation between metal bands per capita and cocaine/amphetamine use in each country. I'm just saying if we had a cokehead drummer and a bassist on speed we could be a black metal band too.

Re: Yo Scandies!

Posted: Sun May 29, 2016 5:11 pm
by goroth
Definitely explains the Chilean metal scene.

Re: Yo Scandies!

Posted: Sun May 29, 2016 6:07 pm
by Iommic Pope
Bagels are unmetal.

Trackie daks and breakfast bongs on the other hand...
[youtube]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vT5Hlh6B4rs[/youtube]

There should be a Metal event at the Commonwealth Games.
We'll see how Candian Bagelcore holds up against Bogangrind.
Although if the English enter Carcass or Napalm Death, we're all fucked.
Maybe those guys could adjudicate.

Re: Yo Scandies!

Posted: Sun May 29, 2016 11:10 pm
by Invisible Man
Iommic Pope wrote:Canadian Bagelcore.

Bogangrind.

Re: Yo Scandies!

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 3:53 pm
by casecandy
"Bagels are unmetal." How dare you. Bagels are culinary ouroboros. They are the world serpent, Jörmangandr, rendered into bread. It is said that when Ragnarok comes, the very seas themselves will begin to boil. Why do you think that is? That's right, motherfucker. To make bagels.

Re: Yo Scandies!

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 3:57 pm
by D.o.S.
casecandy wrote:"Bagels are unmetal." How dare you.

Re: Yo Scandies!

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 4:01 pm
by casecandy
D.o.S. wrote:
casecandy wrote:"Bagels are unmetal." How dare you.
Quoted so that I can +1 my own comment

Re: Yo Scandies!

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 4:02 pm
by D.o.S.
:|:

Re: Yo Scandies!

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 4:13 pm
by Chankgeez
:lol:

Bagels are at their most metal when sopping up the blood of your slain enemies. :success:

Re: Yo Scandies!

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 4:19 pm
by Mudfuzz
Chankgeez wrote::lol:

Bagels are at their most metal when sopping up the blood of your slain enemies. :success:
it would be much more metal to use the blood for boiling the dough… the problem is slaying you enemies in a kosher way would be overly time consuming… but it you are going to do things, do them right...

Re: Yo Scandies!

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 4:26 pm
by Chankgeez
Good point, Mudfuzz. Not sure if human flesh is considered Kosher.

Would be much easier if your enemies were vegetables. Not much blood there though.

Re: Yo Scandies!

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 4:36 pm
by Mudfuzz
Chankgeez wrote:Good point, Mudfuzz. Not sure if human flesh is considered Kosher.

Would be much easier if your enemies were vegetables. Not much blood there though.
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