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Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 11:44 pm
by waltdogg
:lol:

Savage!

This year just keeps getting more and more ridiculous!

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 11:58 pm
by resincum
shithwad gives ham a bad name

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 12:47 am
by JonnyAngle
This would have been a great headline in 1993

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 1:27 am
by Iommic Pope
Cancel my GAS for shit being built here.
Cancel my fucking membership.
I don't need you dicknoses anymore, I'm going with Kirk to the future.
I love Tubescreamers, here I come.
Kirk is so cool he'll probably let me start a sub forum under the "ILoveRadioRock.com" domain name.

Later losers.

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 1:50 am
by popvulture
Upcoming KHDK Wah will include its own Bob Rock, who will attempt to hide the pedal from the user.

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 1:57 am
by goroth
Double post.

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 1:58 am
by goroth
I try to see the funny side, or the pathetic side, or the "get agitated" side, but I could not care.

The whole boutique pedal industry is so full of shit pedals, wild hyperbole and creative bankruptcy that this really just feels like another day at the boutique office.

Builders posting at ILf are the exception that proves the rule.

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 4:28 am
by UglyCasanova
goroth wrote:I try to see the funny side, or the pathetic side, or the "get agitated" side, but I could not care.

The whole boutique pedal industry is so full of shit pedals, wild hyperbole and creative bankruptcy that this really just feels like another day at the boutique office.

Builders posting at ILf are the exception that proves the rule.
The main problem is ignorance for the scene he is stepping into. When you have more trouble coming up with brands where the owners might not be/are not players (Boss, Ibanez, MXR, Fulltone, Mooer, Joyo), you should realize he done goofed, no matter how fed up you are with bøtik pedals.

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 4:44 am
by casecandy
nshuman wrote:"You wouldn't download a pedal!"
OR... WOULD YOU?!?!

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DUN DUN DUN

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 4:49 am
by casecandy
Also... I always thought those commercials were so presumptuous

Like, "YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A BIKE"

I'm like, motherfucker, you don't know

I might steal a bike

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 4:56 am
by oscillateur
Hahah, there are so many instances these days of real "news" (I mean, it's not really news) looking so much like an Onion article that you have to look twice at the URL to be sure it's not a parody...
This one is impressive though :).

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 5:55 am
by futuresailors
:lol: Brian nailed it.

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:02 am
by UglyCasanova
He's totally committed to making the most versatile tube screamer out there, you guys. It's like...

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...nothing else matters.


YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

I'm sick and terribly bored. :grumpy:

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:54 am
by Iommic Pope
casecandy wrote:
nshuman wrote:"You wouldn't download a pedal!"
OR... WOULD YOU?!?!

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DUN DUN DUN
:lol: :lol: :lol:
The court adjourns.

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 8:10 am
by gnomethrone
next announcement:
"hammett to start first surfboard company founded by actual surfer"
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