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This would have been a great headline in 1993
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Cancel my GAS for shit being built here.
Cancel my fucking membership.
I don't need you dicknoses anymore, I'm going with Kirk to the future.
I love Tubescreamers, here I come.
Kirk is so cool he'll probably let me start a sub forum under the "ILoveRadioRock.com" domain name.

Later losers.
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Upcoming KHDK Wah will include its own Bob Rock, who will attempt to hide the pedal from the user.
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Double post.
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I try to see the funny side, or the pathetic side, or the "get agitated" side, but I could not care.

The whole boutique pedal industry is so full of shit pedals, wild hyperbole and creative bankruptcy that this really just feels like another day at the boutique office.

Builders posting at ILf are the exception that proves the rule.
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goroth wrote:I try to see the funny side, or the pathetic side, or the "get agitated" side, but I could not care.

The whole boutique pedal industry is so full of shit pedals, wild hyperbole and creative bankruptcy that this really just feels like another day at the boutique office.

Builders posting at ILf are the exception that proves the rule.
The main problem is ignorance for the scene he is stepping into. When you have more trouble coming up with brands where the owners might not be/are not players (Boss, Ibanez, MXR, Fulltone, Mooer, Joyo), you should realize he done goofed, no matter how fed up you are with bøtik pedals.
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nshuman wrote:"You wouldn't download a pedal!"
OR... WOULD YOU?!?!

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DUN DUN DUN
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Also... I always thought those commercials were so presumptuous

Like, "YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A BIKE"

I'm like, motherfucker, you don't know

I might steal a bike
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Hahah, there are so many instances these days of real "news" (I mean, it's not really news) looking so much like an Onion article that you have to look twice at the URL to be sure it's not a parody...
This one is impressive though :).
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:lol: Brian nailed it.
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He's totally committed to making the most versatile tube screamer out there, you guys. It's like...

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...nothing else matters.


YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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casecandy wrote:
nshuman wrote:"You wouldn't download a pedal!"
OR... WOULD YOU?!?!

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next announcement:
"hammett to start first surfboard company founded by actual surfer"
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