Re: Broken CT5 AND HOLY SHIT MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 4:28 pm
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Re: Broken CT5 AND HOLY SHIT MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 12:17 pm
Thank you for putting this in my otherwise shit day. Made my lunch break.Invisible Man wrote:Bad news, Jero--this ISN'T AN UPDATE. IT'S STILL HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, AND HAS ALWAYS HAPPENED, AND WILL HAPPEN. IT IS A RECURSIVE UPDATE WITHIN AN UPDATE, AND IT WILL LAND ON YOUR PORCH WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING ADDRESS AS BOTH THE SEND AND RETURN ADDRESS...A PACKAGE FROM FUTURE/PAST WITH A MICROBE INSIDE. THE MICROBE IS YOU--SINGLE-CELLED YOU--AND IT WILL GROW UP TO BE YOU LONG BEFORE/AFTER YOU'VE GONE.
Re: Broken CT5 AND HOLY SHIT MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 1:20 pm
Re: Broken CT5 AND HOLY SHIT MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 2:14 pm
This is what happens to me when I feel like I'm taking crazy pills--I go off the rails a bit. Glad it helped.psychic vampire. wrote:Thank you for putting this in my otherwise shit day. Made my lunch break.Invisible Man wrote:Bad news, Jero--this ISN'T AN UPDATE. IT'S STILL HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, AND HAS ALWAYS HAPPENED, AND WILL HAPPEN. IT IS A RECURSIVE UPDATE WITHIN AN UPDATE, AND IT WILL LAND ON YOUR PORCH WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING ADDRESS AS BOTH THE SEND AND RETURN ADDRESS...A PACKAGE FROM FUTURE/PAST WITH A MICROBE INSIDE. THE MICROBE IS YOU--SINGLE-CELLED YOU--AND IT WILL GROW UP TO BE YOU LONG BEFORE/AFTER YOU'VE GONE.
Re: Broken CT5 AND HOLY SHIT MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 3:01 pm
When you spend 40 hours a week staring into the void that is opening a professional kitchen at 6 am, it helps to remember that there is a whole world outside, going off the rails.
Re: Broken CT5 AND HOLY SHIT MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 3:07 pm
Hahaha understood. There is a world out there, and it's nuts. Do you do food prep, too? That always seemed like a crazy stressful world to me.
Re: Broken CT5 AND HOLY SHIT MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:41 am
Cardboard boxes are fuckin' strong.
Re: Broken CT5 AND HOLY SHIT MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:23 pm
I am a baker at a restaurant. By far one of the best jobs I ever had, but super stressful. Everything is really a time crunch. But it's legal, doesn't involve literally touching shit, and doesn't require me to be alone in an elevator or up on a ladder, soooo I'm movin up in the world.Invisible Man wrote:Hahaha understood. There is a world out there, and it's nuts. Do you do food prep, too? That always seemed like a crazy stressful world to me.
Re: Broken CT5 AND HOLY SHIT MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:57 am
That is my fantasy 'escape'' job. Like when I hate my life, I think 'shoulda been a baker.' and then I hear it's actually pretty difficult. Let's throw some coins in a magic fountain and switch for a day, just for the heck of it.psychic vampire. wrote:I am a baker at a restaurant. By far one of the best jobs I ever had, but super stressful. Everything is really a time crunch. But it's legal, doesn't involve literally touching shit, and doesn't require me to be alone in an elevator or up on a ladder, soooo I'm movin up in the world.Invisible Man wrote:Hahaha understood. There is a world out there, and it's nuts. Do you do food prep, too? That always seemed like a crazy stressful world to me.
Re: Broken CT5 AND HOLY SHIT MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:48 am
Having spent the actual majority of my life doing contracting, handiwork, house painting, and landscaping work, I figured baking would be easier on my back, neck, and shoulders, and the unfortunate reality is "not much." But I do kinda love it.
Re: Broken CT5 AND HOLY SHIT MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:31 am
Haha yeah baking is so brutal. I did a few years at a small bakery. There IS something really satisfying about being able to look at what you've made and say, "That is a beautiful fucking loaf". I was playing in a shitty crust band at the time and wrote a song called WE GRIND OUR BONES TO MAKE THEIR BREAD 
Re: Broken CT5 AND HOLY SHIT MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:45 am
Yes. My body is pretty fucked for many reasons, and I really do hurt myself baking, but when my dough turns out good, or I can look at some muffins or whatever that I made with my hands, it feels really satisfying. I hate jobs, so I try to remind myself that at least baking has applications for the rest of my life. For the first time in many years my only band is not a crust band, though.gnomethrone wrote:Haha yeah baking is so brutal. I did a few years at a small bakery. There IS something really satisfying about being able to look at what you've made and say, "That is a beautiful fucking loaf". I was playing in a shitty crust band at the time and wrote a song called WE GRIND OUR BONES TO MAKE THEIR BREAD
Re: Broken CT5 AND HOLY SHIT MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:25 pm
http://youtu.be/ezadTt7Kbr0
Some baking music for you all
Some baking music for you all
Re: Broken CT5 AND HOLY SHIT MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:51 pm
Why is no one taking advantage of all the baking/crust pun here?
Re: Broken CT5 AND HOLY SHIT MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:04 pm
It was sitting out in the open, so obvious, kinda felt like it was too easy.Invisible Man wrote:Why is no one taking advantage of all the baking/crust pun here?