Re: Unecessarily Long (insert core here)core Song Titles The
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:07 pm
by casecandy
We all know the Brand New song "Me vs. Madonna vs. Elvis" from Deja Entendu (my favourite-ever use of a chorus pedal).
Less well-known is A Wilhelm Scream's reply, "Me vs. Morrissey in the Pretentiousness Contest (The Ladder Match)."
Re: Unecessarily Long (insert core here)core Song Titles The
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:44 pm
by odontophobia
I think Curl Up and Die has some of the best
"Doctor Doom, A Man Of Science, Doesn't Believe In Jesus So Why The Fuck Do You?"
"Rich Hall (Runner Up In A Carson Daly Lookalike Contest)"
"I Don't Give A Shit If I'm In Outer Darkness, I'll Make Friends"
Basically anything off of the record "Behold the Fuck Thunder" by the Great Redneck Hope.
"Whoa, Frankenstein! I Didn't Program You To Make Out With Boys!"
"Let's Fall In Love Over A.I.M. So We Can Fuck When We Meet At Cornerstone." -- This is literally so 2005 MySpace.
or from their first record "'Splosion"
"A Rhetorical Question: What Do Christian Kids Talk About? [Ex: ''God Is Awesome'' ''Totally!'']"
Re: Unecessarily Long (insert core here)core Song Titles The
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:56 pm
by casecandy
odontophobia wrote:Great Redneck Hope
"The Say The People Elect The Government They Deserve, But I Don't Remember Knife-Raping Any Retarded Nuns"
Re: Unecessarily Long (insert core here)core Song Titles The
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:40 pm
by odontophobia
casecandy wrote:
odontophobia wrote:Great Redneck Hope
"The Say The People Elect The Government They Deserve, But I Don't Remember Knife-Raping Any Retarded Nuns"
"My Other Car Is A Centaur" has always been one of my favorites. Doesn't fit this thread as well.
Re: Unecessarily Long (insert core here)core Song Titles The
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 12:01 am
by Chankgeez
"Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Jap Core"
Re: Unecessarily Long (insert core here)core Song Titles The
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 12:48 am
by Iommic Pope
We are just making shit up.
This is like the band names thread, only for for stupid long song titles.
But I like some the existing ones posted.
Re: Unecessarily Long (insert core here)core Song Titles The
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:48 am
by Mudfuzz
Iommic Pope wrote:We are just making shit up.
This is like the band names thread, only for for stupid long song titles.
Fine, but you have to write the thing… like so..
[In the moonlight, on a suspension bridge, she dropped her cellphone into the abyss]
Re: Unecessarily Long (insert core here)core Song Titles The
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:36 am
by Iommic Pope
Yeah I was on mobile, and I didn't edit myself.
Psychic text bitch fucks me up every time I roam.
Re: Unecessarily Long (insert core here)core Song Titles The
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:11 pm
by casecandy
Iommic Pope wrote:We are just making shit up.
This is like the band names thread, only for for stupid long song titles.
Alright, I thought so! Here's some of mine. Mostly lines from movies and TV.
"Oughtta Be More Polite To A Man With A Gun, 'Sonly Common Sense"
"Washed Away!!! Blown Away!!! EATEN BY BIRDS!!!"
"A Nautical Phasmid, Doctor... To A Hungry Eye"
"He's A Straight-Shooter With 'Upper-Level Management' Written All Over Him"
"Ah! How Cheerfully We Consign Ourselves To Perdition!"
By the way, another one that's not mine, "I Used To Hate Cellphones, Now I Hate Car Accidents"
Re: Unecessarily Long (insert core here)core Song Titles The
Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:09 pm
by Invisible Man
“You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat”
Re: Unecessarily Long (insert core here)core Song Titles The
Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 9:15 pm
by casecandy
Invisible Man wrote:“You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat”
I don't care what anyone says, I love Death Grips
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