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Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:28 am
by lordgalvar
Neanderthal Head wrote:lordgalvar wrote:Rednecks that wanted to rap but highlandered Scatman Crothers on accident.
From Michigan? South of Canada is The South.
Should have put California in there...KoRn.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:40 am
by phantasmagorovich
Still trying and failing to make jazz after all these years. Invented a genre that they don't quite sound like.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:47 am
by Neanderthal Head
phantasmagorovich wrote:Still trying and failing to make jazz after all these years. Invented a genre that they don't quite sound like.
Pelican?
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:48 am
by Deltaphoenix
BoatRich wrote:Megadeth
The wrong dude died in that bus crash
Metallica
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:52 am
by phantasmagorovich
Neanderthal Head wrote:phantasmagorovich wrote:Still trying and failing to make jazz after all these years. Invented a genre that they don't quite sound like.
Pelican?
Close but not quite. (What did Pelican supposedly invent?)
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:53 am
by Inconuucl
Rednecks added too much gain to their wanky bluegrass record.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:06 am
by weed_killer
Inconuucl wrote:Rednecks added too much gain to their wanky bluegrass record.
Pantera?
here's an easy one: middle class white college kids, one even with a paid scholarship, cash in on urban cliches, con decades of younger white college kids to continue emulating them for the rest of time.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:08 am
by Muff_Diver
phantasmagorovich wrote:Still trying and failing to make jazz after all these years. Invented a genre that they don't quite sound like.
Steely Dan
Too stoned to rip off Sabbath at the right tempo.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:30 am
by BoatRich
Muff_Diver wrote:phantasmagorovich wrote:Still trying and failing to make jazz after all these years. Invented a genre that they don't quite sound like.
Steely Dan
Too stoned to rip off Sabbath at the right tempo.
Electric Wizard
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:31 am
by Neanderthal Head
phantasmagorovich wrote:Neanderthal Head wrote:phantasmagorovich wrote:Still trying and failing to make jazz after all these years. Invented a genre that they don't quite sound like.
Pelican?
Close but not quite. (What did Pelican supposedly invent?)
Tortoise? (My next guess will be some other non-mammalian.)
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:33 am
by Neanderthal Head
Came out of his cave, finally, a bear intent on capitalizing on past punk glory.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:36 am
by D.o.S.
That's gotta be tortoise. Also I think Ii's Sleep, not EW. (no clue on your description ^, however)
"New Wave band with themes that aren't as deep as they think they are, plus a flower pot fetish."
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:41 am
by Muff_Diver
Neanderthal Head wrote:Came out of his cave, finally, a bear intent on capitalizing on past punk glory.
Danzig
D.O.S. sleep is correct. Devo for yours?
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:47 am
by D.o.S.
Indeed. This is actually the best game ever.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:48 am
by Neanderthal Head
What a drag, nothing but warmed over VU.