Goats

[PeteeBee]

I just took a job at a farm that has some goats and they want me to grow the goats into a big part of the farm. I'm really about the new job

[Ugly Nora]

We're about to say goodbye to two beautiful and hilarious Nigerian Dwarf goats--we got them when we moved onto my lady's family farm six years ago, but now the farmhouse is full of toxic mold and my lady has lupus and we're living a mile away. They're better off with someone who can be close, so we arranged for them to be taken in by the county zoo. I'm gonna miss them a tonne--especially the way they used to head-butt when I cranked my amps, but it's way better for them to repatriate. Just wonderful creatures, in a tie with our donkey for my favorite critters evar. Woodrow Wilson Donkey will be staying for a while though because the zoo doesn't want him.

It's a big commitment to take care of these critters, but I wouldn't ever trade the time I spent with them. Kind've have to have access to some land, though, which is in damned short supply in these parts and so pricy that I never would have had the opportunity but for my lady's family having acquired the land 100 years ago when this was really Nowheresville.

Yeah, goats make me smile, but it's a little hard right now.

And yeah, cows and me? Not so much.

Sorry to hear all that. I hope to get me some of them there mini goats when I get a house with some property.

Lots of weirdos in this thread.

what's weirder? posting in a thread about obvious goat voyeurism or creating a thread about obvious goat voyeurism?

I think the answer is quite obvious.

I just took a job at a farm that has some goats and they want me to grow the goats into a big part of the farm. I'm really about the new job

Sweet. Do they have bells? They gotta have bells. Loves me a goat bell symphony.

[well... it's green]

Lots of weirdos in this thread.

what's weirder? posting in a thread about obvious goat voyeurism or creating a thread about obvious goat voyeurism?

I think the answer is quite obvious.

True, most of us most likely thought this was going to be about a band and music vs videos of farm animals...

[Ugly Nora]

Well I don't know if anyone watched the videos, but if they had, they would have heard beautiful music being made by the bells around their cute little necks. That is why I posted it in the music section. If it was just about goats being cute or tasty, I would have posted it in the general discussion section.

[resincum]

well you can't blame dos for shittin on it I love the idea, some sounds really repetitive&annoying like my moms backyard, so I'd put some fucked up tunings on me goats. didn't know of their jams before, they are evencooler now

[Dandolin]

Well I don't know if anyone watched the videos, but if they had, they would have heard beautiful music being made by the bells around their cute little necks. That is why I posted it in the music section. If it was just about goats being cute or tasty, I would have posted it in the general discussion section.

Well, I will give the cows their bells--that's some nice music, especially at dusk.

And the hens, just after dark, make an awesome burbling that beats the Seppuku IC Water. They're not very pedalboard friendly though....

[John]

[Ugly Nora]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CqcxsFTti0[/youtube]

[D.o.S.]

well you can't blame dos for shittin on it I love the idea, some sounds really repetitive&annoying like my moms backyard, so I'd put some fucked up tunings on me goats. didn't know of their jams before, they are evencooler now

What? Cows are fucking awesome.

[ShaunNecro]

My fiance likes goats

[Ugly Nora]

I likes that head tattoo.

[Dandolin]

So the goats are at the zoo and the keepers are all like, "these are the best, friendliest, funniest, most interesting goats we've ever."

I'm such a proud poppa right now. They're in quarantine for two weeks, but we'll be there for the grand unveiling...such mixed feelings still, but I know it's the right thing for them....

[El Chivo]

I hate when people confuse goats for rams... I'm lookin' at you, Hipster jewelery makers!

[Ugly Nora]

So the goats are at the zoo and the keepers are all like, "these are the best, friendliest, funniest, most interesting goats we've ever."

I'm such a proud poppa right now. They're in quarantine for two weeks, but we'll be there for the grand unveiling...such mixed feelings still, but I know it's the right thing for them....

Sounds like they are in good hands. Bring your amps for the big unveiling and get them to head butt.

I hate when people confuse goats for rams... I'm lookin' at you, Hipster jewelery makers!

Ok, we know what you hate. What do you like?

[El Chivo]

I hate when people confuse goats for rams... I'm lookin' at you, Hipster jewelery makers!

Ok, we know what you hate. What do you like?

I like the video in this story... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bou ... 3f9d1a1f10