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KaosCill8r · Post by **KaosCill8r** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:32 pm

Iommic Pope wrote:Dear Chank,
I have this weirdthing going on that makes everything taste like starch. It's been going on for days now and happens periodically every now and again. What the fuck, dude?
I have no idea what brings it on or what to do to get rid of it.
Do you think it could be some kind of gustatory hallucination caused by a neurological condition? Should I just kill myself before shit gets worse, or ride it out and use my degrading condition to let shit slide and generally get loose?
Also, do you think some South American girls could go for a skinny, bald, white dude with tattoos who is generally going insane and is clearly reckless with terminal abandon? I think if I'm gonna go down this road I'll want some comfort along the way.

I don't think you should date a South American chick, even though they bang like a dunny door in a wind storm. They are crazy and will send you more insane. I know this because I once was in a relationship with one. God she had the most awesome arse on her. Great funbags too, and her snatch tasted delightful. Mmmmm wonder if I still have her phone no.

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 7:40 pm

For the record, the only thing serious about my post was the starchy taste. But it has happened before and it usually just goes away.
Is irritating, though.

I'm not gonna ditch my wife for any South American girls anytime soon.

I might make some of that flatbread for lunch.

THANKS CHANK!

KaosCill8r · Post by **KaosCill8r** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 7:44 pm

Ive never had that starchy taste, but lately I've had a coppery metallic taste. It has been on and off for a couple of months now.

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 8:24 pm

Yeah, its frustrating, hey?

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 8:16 pm

Iommic Pope wrote:I'm not gonna ditch my wife for any South American girls anytime soon.

Who said anything about ditching your wife? :animal:

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 8:29 pm

BitchPudding · Post by **BitchPudding** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 2:29 am

Dear Chank, when life gives you lemons, what do you do?

Also, what is your opinion on deep sea fishing?

Sincerely, BitchPudding. xoxo

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:16 am

Some make lemonade, BitchPudding, but there's lots of things you can do with lemons.

I like to SQUEEZE some lemon juice into mineral water. Tasty. Lemons are good for you.

Deep sea fishing is an interesting subject. I recommend reading the book Cod by Mark Kurlansky.

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 6:05 pm

Also good is 2 shots of dry Vermouth over ice into a whisky tumbler, soda water and squeezed and muddled lemon.

But this thread is not "Ask Pope", so you know...

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 9:04 pm

Pope, you're always welcome to add your Popish drink recipes to any thread. :ilw:

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 6:01 am

Nelson Instruments · Post by **Nelson Instruments** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 7:51 pm

My favorite reply to "when life gives you lemons" comes from an episode of "Third Rock from the Sun" when Harry says:
"When life gives you lemons, you shut up and eat the damn lemons."

KaosCill8r · Post by **KaosCill8r** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 8:00 pm

I always say when life gives you lemons, you go gets some fish n chips to go with the lemons.

Tristan · Post by **Tristan** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 8:01 pm

Well, Harry must be a thirsty man...

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 8:03 pm

Just don't cut your hand whilst cutting lemons.

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