your fucking dogs are awesome.
LOCOPELAND -- that's a really beauty you got there in your boxer.
Whiskey and any of you other mother fuckers who rescued bully breeds: BLESS YOUR BLACKENED HEARTS.
All y'all with cats: cats are some chill mother fuckers but i don't want 'em shittin' in my house and showing me their brown eyes -- good on y'all for making their lives rad
ANIMALS ARE THE FUCKING COOLEST THINGS

lucy is watching a rabbit. she is a boxer pit bull mix. her best friend is a big ol' chow chow named samson. they're fucking wrestle buddies.
she loves all people. she licks them to death. she has too much energy and is an asshole.
one time she laid behind a drum kit and beat on the bass drum head with her tail.