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Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:19 pm
by Achtane
GRAPHICS BY TORTUGA EFFECTS
Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:22 pm
by K2000
skullservant wrote:K2000 wrote:A whole lot of knobs, and none of them are labeled. Instructions say the effect is "intuitive" and 'just experiment' etc.
Haha now I feel bad cause I never label Dirge stuff or include instructions
Your stuff seems pretty straight forward.
I'm referring to 4MS type stuff.
Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:27 pm
by skullservant
Oh yeah. No label 4MS stuff is confusing as hell. Love the circuits, but damn, with that many controls I GOTTA know what they do haha
Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:30 pm
by Wes Mantooth
But it's just an actual landmine.
Probably not the most awful now that I think of it...
There's plenty of guitarists I'd love to have step on one
Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:34 pm
by Achtane
LANDMINE
HAS TAKEN MY RIG
TAKEN MY TOANS
TAKEN MY HEARING
Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:49 pm
by sonidero
Valnott with a Moses in it's loop...
Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:50 pm
by skullservant
Yeah I totally fucking miss my Landmine. It was even more stupid distortion than the Death Metal. The EQ on it is nuts
Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:15 pm
by friendship
An effect that takes your guitar signal and translates it into angrily screamed racial slurs.
Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:22 pm
by bob the r0bot
Bass DS-1 with graphics done by Metasonix
Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:25 pm
by Boxbie
Achtane wrote:LANDMINE
HAS TAKEN MY RIG
TAKEN MY TOANS
TAKEN MY HEARING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love ILF
Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:38 pm
by Gone Fission
Auto-wah.
Yet I still want to build a Meatball clone.
Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:48 pm
by bigchiefbc
skullservant wrote:Yeah I totally fucking miss my Landmine. It was even more stupid distortion than the Death Metal. The EQ on it is nuts
It's actually an awesome pedal. Some of the most ridiculously over-the-top crushing distortion I've ever heard. I think excane turned me on to it back in the day when we were both on Talkbass.
Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:21 pm
by skullservant
bigchiefbc wrote:skullservant wrote:Yeah I totally fucking miss my Landmine. It was even more stupid distortion than the Death Metal. The EQ on it is nuts
It's actually an awesome pedal. Some of the most ridiculously over-the-top crushing distortion I've ever heard. I think excane turned me on to it back in the day when we were both on Talkbass.
Yeah I loved it to death when I had it, so fucking awesome on bass
Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:52 pm
by Mudfuzz
What ever will be the next EHX "creation"...
Re: Imagine the worst pedal ever
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 6:25 pm
by zeravla
A small box with a single footswitch that, when pressed, summons John Mayer to take your guitar and play a tasty lick and then steal your girlfriend. And he's not wearing pants.
Or a pedal that does nothing but make your amp make that weird noise it makes before your cellphone goes off at random intervals. Quite a few murderous rampages would be caused by that one.