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Re: $42 portable synth, looks neat
Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:27 am
by behndy
but.... but where would my peen go if i really liked it?
Re: $42 portable synth, looks neat
Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:27 am
by coldbrightsunlight
In those small holes! mmmmmmmm
Re: $42 portable synth, looks neat
Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:40 am
by behndy
i mean, i'm not HUGE, but i don't have Hobbit Cock.
I NEED A SYNTH THAT CAN TAKE IT LIKE A MANS.
Re: $42 portable synth, looks neat
Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:58 am
by hbombgraphics
hobbits could totally be tripods
Re: $42 portable synth, looks neat
Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 12:14 pm
by behndy
shit. that's why they're popular on quests. THEY NEVER TIP OVER DURING FIGHTS.
Re: $42 portable synth, looks neat
Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:53 pm
by hbombgraphics
behndy wrote:shit. that's why they're popular on quests. THEY NEVER TIP OVER DURING FIGHTS.
exactly, they have three furry feet
Re: $42 portable synth, looks neat
Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:05 pm
by behndy
ugh. that means the head is all super matted and covered in Gollum dropping and dried troll pee from swinging around and being drug on the ground while they walk instead of FLYING ON THE FUCKING EAGLES.
.... probably all calloused and shits too.