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Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:07 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
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douche chills

I was actually talking about this guitar with dantovin. I played one once. It was really nice. But yeah totally douchefactor.

It actually made my "worst endorsements of 07" thread on tgp. http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showth ... p?t=348630

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:52 pm
by tim
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Gibson Eye

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Gibson Dusk Tiger

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Gibson Holy Explorer

I'm noticing a trend in this thread...

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:01 pm
by ryan summit
hah
that last one looks like an egg spatula
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is photobucket ever gonna stop lettin me
upload like hundreds of pointless pictures
my album looks like a job lots flyer

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:38 am
by the_carl
I like the Moderne body shape, but I feel like all the headstock possibilities look really bad with it:
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I think a regular Gibson headstock like on the Ibanez copies looks best, actually:
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Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 11:30 am
by Holy Schnikes
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Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 11:49 am
by ryan summit
aaand we have a winner!!!

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:21 pm
by bob the r0bot
I actually kinda like the Reverse Flying V.

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:23 pm
by Achtane
Feels like a Guilty Gear weapon.

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:28 pm
by greyscales
This entire thread has me cringing.

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:07 pm
by bigchiefbc
What, no BC Rich up in here? Those things just make me think of a 35-year-old fat virgin living in his parent's basement, trying futilely to play Dragonforce riffs

:picard:

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Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:35 am
by dubkitty
anything with "Dime" on it. love to Dimebag, but those guitars define "fugly."

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i'd like to get a Hol(e)y Gibson and put leaded stained glass in the apertures. maybe a picture of Henry J selling his soul to the devil...he could be holding a Firebird X.

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:45 am
by AxAxSxS
dubkitty wrote:anything with "Dime" on it. love to Dimebag, but those guitars define "fugly."

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i'd like to get a Hol(e)y Gibson and put leaded stained glass in the apertures. maybe a picture of Henry J selling his soul to the devil...he could be holding a Firebird X.
I actually dig the ML shape, well balanced and comfortable to play. I think the story with the razorback pointy thingys is he sketched it on a napkin and it became a reality after his death. Note, dude liked to drink and smoke the herbs, may not have been his best idea. those things are terrible and are just a cash grab.
Found a pic.
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Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:05 am
by Rob Fossil
In a word: Tregan

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Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:29 am
by Disarm D'arcy
greyscales wrote:This entire thread has me cringing.

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:15 am
by Rob Fossil
And how could I forget Minarik, what it would look like if Hot Topic shat out a guitar. Here is just a sampling of their abominations:

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