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I was actually talking about this guitar with dantovin. I played one once. It was really nice. But yeah totally douchefactor.

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I'm noticing a trend in this thread...
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hah
that last one looks like an egg spatula
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I like the Moderne body shape, but I feel like all the headstock possibilities look really bad with it:
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I think a regular Gibson headstock like on the Ibanez copies looks best, actually:
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aaand we have a winner!!!
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I actually kinda like the Reverse Flying V.
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Feels like a Guilty Gear weapon.
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This entire thread has me cringing.
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What, no BC Rich up in here? Those things just make me think of a 35-year-old fat virgin living in his parent's basement, trying futilely to play Dragonforce riffs

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anything with "Dime" on it. love to Dimebag, but those guitars define "fugly."

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i'd like to get a Hol(e)y Gibson and put leaded stained glass in the apertures. maybe a picture of Henry J selling his soul to the devil...he could be holding a Firebird X.
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dubkitty wrote:anything with "Dime" on it. love to Dimebag, but those guitars define "fugly."

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i'd like to get a Hol(e)y Gibson and put leaded stained glass in the apertures. maybe a picture of Henry J selling his soul to the devil...he could be holding a Firebird X.


I actually dig the ML shape, well balanced and comfortable to play. I think the story with the razorback pointy thingys is he sketched it on a napkin and it became a reality after his death. Note, dude liked to drink and smoke the herbs, may not have been his best idea. those things are terrible and are just a cash grab.
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In a word: Tregan

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And how could I forget Minarik, what it would look like if Hot Topic shat out a guitar. Here is just a sampling of their abominations:

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