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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:29 pm
by FuzzHugger
I think a lady should've made the poll...I imagine most would say there's a big difference between 5" and 7"...I'm sure my vagina would notice the difference!

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:30 pm
by sonidero
Tom Dalton wrote:I'm sure my vagina would notice the difference!


Your Robot Vagina can't tell... Anyway it probably measures in cm...

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:30 pm
by Achtane
Already I'm amazed at the honesty in this poll.
heh, poll.
Every guy on the Internet has a baseball bat between his legs that women orgasm at the sight of.

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:33 pm
by Jwar
I just wanted to say I had a freak penis...but we all know I'm lying. :(

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:36 pm
by sonidero
You a Freak anyway and it's all about how you Helicopter it...

How you Helicopter it...
How you Helicopter it...
How you Helicopter it...

This part of my new song...

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:37 pm
by amnesiac305
Tom Dalton wrote:I was an inch longer before I got circumcised.

TMI oh the visuals......

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:04 am
by Josh Pelican
Mine hasn't appeared the same since I switched medications and put on a little weight. It's certainly not small and I can still please Ben. He may like small behinds, but he won't touch a small weewee.

Regardless, WINDMILLS ALL AROUND.

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:07 am
by Achtane
I heard that if you pinch the foreskin at the front and start pissing, then release it after a second, the piss-sphere explodes all over the walls like a charged shot in Metroid.

IS THIS TRUE

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:08 am
by sonidero
I would imagine so, also Docking...

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:12 am
by Josh Pelican
Achtane wrote:I heard that if you pinch the foreskin at the front and start pissing, then release it after a second, the piss-sphere explodes all over the walls like a charged shot in Metroid.

IS THIS TRUE


Confirmed. You could also compare this to Megaman.

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:12 am
by space6oy
NSFW: show
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i ran into that looking at armadillo tattoos. i don't want to know why.

also ran into this... ahh, the human race and the internet... :facepalm:

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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:17 am
by behndy
Josh Pelican wrote:Mine hasn't appeared the same since I switched medications and put on a little weight. It's certainly not small and I can still please Ben. He may like small behinds, but he won't touch a small weewee.

Regardless, WINDMILLS ALL AROUND.


moop.

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:18 am
by Josh Pelican
Ben, let's make another porno.

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:21 am
by behndy
I AM SUCH A NARCISSIST I AM ALWAYS DOWN.

i'm not huge, like 6-7 depending on state of arousal and impressiveness of partner.

i DO have a neat party trick though. i had a prince albert piercing, when i took it out the hole didna close. so i have an extra path to my urethra. i have completely covered the normal hole stuff shoots out of whilst finishing and if i seal it enough it'll come out the Leftover Piercing Channel.

........ it's maybe one of the most painful things i've ever done, but it looks kinda neat?

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:22 am
by Achtane
Josh Pelican wrote:
Achtane wrote:I heard that if you pinch the foreskin at the front and start pissing, then release it after a second, the piss-sphere explodes all over the walls like a charged shot in Metroid.

IS THIS TRUE


Confirmed. You could also compare this to Megaman.


so jealous