How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION

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HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG? The 2018 Dad Dick Edition! Large dongs need not apply.

1-3 inches (it's the ILF norm. You're ok with it being small because, honestly, you're not going to get laid, so who cares?).
1
5%
4-5 inches (you have a large penis. We get it! SO WHAT!! Do you use it??? Bet you don't buddy!!!).
0
No votes
6 inches (This makes you the equivalent of a sexual god. At this point, we don't believe it but we're willing to look at photo evidence).
4
21%
Any over 6-7 inches (I'm a liar for voting here. I know it, you know. ILF has determined only small penises exist here. Soooooooooooooo....yea. You're still not going to get laid bruh).
4
21%
I don't have a penis but I wish I did.
1
5%
I don't have a penis and I'm happy about that, so like, fuck you assholes.
2
11%
ILF is obsessed with cocks.
7
37%
 
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I think a lady should've made the poll...I imagine most would say there's a big difference between 5" and 7"...I'm sure my vagina would notice the difference!
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Tom Dalton wrote:I'm sure my vagina would notice the difference!


Your Robot Vagina can't tell... Anyway it probably measures in cm...
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Already I'm amazed at the honesty in this poll.
heh, poll.
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I just wanted to say I had a freak penis...but we all know I'm lying. :(
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You a Freak anyway and it's all about how you Helicopter it...

How you Helicopter it...
How you Helicopter it...
How you Helicopter it...

This part of my new song...
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Tom Dalton wrote:I was an inch longer before I got circumcised.

TMI oh the visuals......
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Mine hasn't appeared the same since I switched medications and put on a little weight. It's certainly not small and I can still please Ben. He may like small behinds, but he won't touch a small weewee.

Regardless, WINDMILLS ALL AROUND.
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I heard that if you pinch the foreskin at the front and start pissing, then release it after a second, the piss-sphere explodes all over the walls like a charged shot in Metroid.

IS THIS TRUE
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I would imagine so, also Docking...
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Achtane wrote:I heard that if you pinch the foreskin at the front and start pissing, then release it after a second, the piss-sphere explodes all over the walls like a charged shot in Metroid.

IS THIS TRUE


Confirmed. You could also compare this to Megaman.
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i ran into that looking at armadillo tattoos. i don't want to know why.

also ran into this... ahh, the human race and the internet... :facepalm:

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Josh Pelican wrote:Mine hasn't appeared the same since I switched medications and put on a little weight. It's certainly not small and I can still please Ben. He may like small behinds, but he won't touch a small weewee.

Regardless, WINDMILLS ALL AROUND.


moop.
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Ben, let's make another porno.
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I AM SUCH A NARCISSIST I AM ALWAYS DOWN.

i'm not huge, like 6-7 depending on state of arousal and impressiveness of partner.

i DO have a neat party trick though. i had a prince albert piercing, when i took it out the hole didna close. so i have an extra path to my urethra. i have completely covered the normal hole stuff shoots out of whilst finishing and if i seal it enough it'll come out the Leftover Piercing Channel.

........ it's maybe one of the most painful things i've ever done, but it looks kinda neat?
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Josh Pelican wrote:
Achtane wrote:I heard that if you pinch the foreskin at the front and start pissing, then release it after a second, the piss-sphere explodes all over the walls like a charged shot in Metroid.

IS THIS TRUE


Confirmed. You could also compare this to Megaman.


so jealous
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