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Re: honestly ilf, stfu. NO OSCILLATION get the fuck over it.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:12 am
by John
THESE GUYS
PUT YOUR BALLS UNDER
INITIATE DRY SEQUENCE
BALLS LOOK LIKE THESE TITS
FEEL THE POWER
Re: honestly ilf, stfu. NO OSCILLATION get the fuck over it.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:52 am
by ChetMagongalo
Honestly I don't see this fitting on my board. That finish looks terrible too. Fuck this!
Re: honestly ilf, stfu. NO OSCILLATION get the fuck over it.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:12 am
by behndy
H18 wrote: FEEL THE POWER
THOSE TITZ.
welp. i have a new fetish. OFF TO THE INTERNET.
Re: honestly ilf, stfu. NO OSCILLATION get the fuck over it.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:45 am
by Radical AC
I look at all those fancy air flow machines and cant say I am a fan. But, if naked sky diving does that to those tits I would not want to have my balls hanging in that wind.
Re: honestly ilf, stfu. NO OSCILLATION get the fuck over it.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:56 pm
by DarkAxel
Re: honestly ilf, stfu. NO OSCILLATION get the fuck over it.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:58 pm
by ryan summit
teeeehhheehahahahah
from glitter cape flappery
to balls and ass
in the hand dryer
can i sig this whole fuckin thread
Re: honestly ilf, stfu. NO OSCILLATION get the fuck over it.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:18 pm
by dubkitty
i've seen inverted nipples before, but that's the first time i've ever seen inverted breasts.
Re: honestly ilf, stfu. NO OSCILLATION get the fuck over it.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:39 pm
by ryan summit
look behndy
now they will really catch
your spit and piss
ughhh thats so gross
but im not deleting it
Re: honestly ilf, stfu. NO OSCILLATION get the fuck over it.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:48 pm
by Haki
behndy wrote:I,Galactus wrote:Yeah, air multipliers are goofy. Those airblade hand dryers are badass, though.
it had been a fantasy of mine to stick my dick in one of those. i gave a friend a ride to the airpot super late, like 2 am'ish i think? but SFO was DESERTED. i had to pee and there was just me in the bathroom.... with one of those dryers. it looked at me ao naughty and i knew it was time to go. now, or this opportunity might never present itself again.
i had time to put my dick in, flaccid AND engorged with blood. balls too. ALSO an ass cheek.
it... was pretty fucking awesome. maybe not quite as good as my recurring dreams, but what reality ever lives up to the expected experience?
So you're buying one for home use?
Re: honestly ilf, stfu. NO OSCILLATION get the fuck over it.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:13 pm
by behndy
01) i would get even less that i need to done with that as a House Based Distraction.
02) my grrrrrrrrrL would get jealooooouuuuuuuussssss.
Re: honestly ilf, stfu. NO OSCILLATION get the fuck over it.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:17 pm
by hollowhero
behndy wrote:it had been a fantasy of mine to stick my dick in one of those. i gave a friend a ride to the airpot super late, like 2 am'ish i think? but SFO was DESERTED. i had to pee and there was just me in the bathroom.... with one of those dryers. it looked at me ao naughty and i knew it was time to go. now, or this opportunity might never present itself again.
i had time to put my dick in, flaccid AND engorged with blood. balls too. ALSO an ass cheek.
it... was pretty fucking awesome. maybe not quite as good as my recurring dreams, but what reality ever lives up to the expected experience?
Thank god I didn't use the bathroom when I was flying sfo to san diego
Re: honestly ilf, stfu. NO OSCILLATION get the fuck over it.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:49 pm
by behndy
awwwwww! we could've been Peen To Hand Ben Buddies!
THERE'S STILL TIME.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WZNVlyEW7I[/youtube]
(i know it's technically TOMORROW. YOU. but that's the closest i could find.)
Re: honestly ilf, stfu. NO OSCILLATION get the fuck over it.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:02 pm
by hollowhero
lol I'll have to start bringing my own paper towels since SF is anti-paper, pro-trees, and pro-peen-to-hand-action
Re: honestly ilf, stfu. NO OSCILLATION get the fuck over it.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:13 pm
by behndy
dood. how fucking stoopid is this? Alameda County (Berkeley, Oakland, Emeryville and more) passed an ordinance so that grocery stores and shops like Target have to charge you 10 cents for every bag they give you.
i love this place. but sometimes i fucking hate this place.
Re: honestly ilf, stfu. NO OSCILLATION get the fuck over it.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:26 pm
by hollowhero
San Jose has the same stupid ordinance. I don't know how many times I've been to target to buy 1 or 2 things (so I don't bring a bag of course) and end up buying other crap. Bam! There goes 10 more cents.
