Irrational Fender lust.

[FuzzHugger]

Dude TOM! That Telebird is sweeeeeet. I could TOTALLY see that with a Tele neck. So many possibilities!

Or a reverse tele headstock???

[skullservant]

EVEN BETTER. Make it as odd as possible!!!!

[aen]

Would always keep the trem locked.

Y U NO LIEK TREM?

Irrational fear of tuning issues is part of it. (I'm a pussy?) I don't mind my guitar being slightly off, but I don't want to be constantly retuning. I've had some shitty floating trem experiences before.

Well, I'm not hoping to convert you, but in my experience the JAzzmaster trem (with a mustang bridge/buzz stop) is the most stable system around.

[kosta]

Dude TOM! That Telebird is sweeeeeet. I could TOTALLY see that with a Tele neck. So many possibilities!

Or a reverse tele headstock???

That would be awesome. Or a reverse 70's Fender jumbo headstock. Weeeeeeird.

[skullservant]

And Tom could pull the neck-only pickup dreaminess!!!!

[skullservant]

I guess I should also mention that the guy who makes the bodies also cuts custom guards as well. 3 ply from what I can recall. Mine is B/W/B and totally legit. Was only about $30 for it as well

[Bellyheart]

That's the route I'd go for my burning desire. I'm sure you could do an awesome paint job yourself TD. That pink offset is sick though. Pink and maple look great, hence my love for the hello kitty squier...among others.

[D.o.S.]

(I'm a pussy?)

[devnulljp]

Would always keep the trem locked.

I'm with Tom -- I hate those things.

[dubkitty]

Dude TOM! That Telebird is sweeeeeet. I could TOTALLY see that with a Tele neck. So many possibilities!

Or a reverse tele headstock???

That would be awesome. Or a reverse 70's Fender jumbo headstock. Weeeeeeird.

that's what i immediately saw in my mind, a left-handed CBS Strat headstock.

[lapsteel]

mmm. Pepto bismal pink. Might be interesting for a bit...but I totally see this guitar in milk chocolate brown with cream colored covers...mmm. Then put a big M on the back. I could really use some candy right now. Irrational M&M lust....

[skullservant]

ITS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BASTARD DESIGN. SCREW PICKGUARDS

I think traditional Jazzmaster/Strat knobs instead of the black rollers would look better though

[skullservant]

The even worse part is that they're like CHEAP $$$wise too

[kosta]

mmm. Pepto bismal pink. Might be interesting for a bit...but I totally see this guitar in milk chocolate brown with cream colored covers...mmm. Then put a big M on the back. I could really use some candy right now. Irrational M&M lust....

And those Modern Player Jags give me sexual healings too....

[skullservant]

For as cheap as I got my MIM Blacktop Jaguar, it's the heaviest and most solid of the guitars that I own!