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i'm already 55 LOL. Omaha. it's less likely i'd get killed, and you didn't say i couldn't go on vacation. besides, you can get out of Omaha on the internets.

barbed wire; that shit heals up in a few weeks, but the guilt of harming or killing someone else lasts a lifetime.

if you were living in a death camp and hadn't been told your fate, would you rather know you were going to die or remain ignorant?

Remain ignorant.

Would you rather lose both legs or both arms?

monkeydancer wrote:Remain ignorant.

Would you rather lose both legs or both arms?

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Choose: Donkey / Sheep

While they both seem like they're quite disgusting in reality, sheep are 100x cuter. Those fuzzy wuzzlers. and I don't think donkeys like to cuddle.

Would you rather be a creatively non contributing member of a really good nationally acclaimed band or the leader of a small, local group?

(I really hate having to come up with a new question...)

National. I'd use it to perfect my technique, make a name for myself, and hopefully earn a modest income while planning my other eventual projects.

Still thinking of a question... Stay tuned...

I'd stay tuned.

Would you rather shit oh henry bars or barf skittles?

Shit oh henry bars. Either way, their inedible, and I feel like it wouldn't be much different from a good poop.

Would you rather lose the ring finger on your fretting hand, or lose all of your teeth?

IEatCats wrote:Shit oh henry bars. Either way, their inedible, and I feel like it wouldn't be much different from a good poop.

Would you rather lose the ring finger on your fretting hand, or lose all of your teeth?

dentures

Would you rather fight twelve midgets dressed as gladiators or a dozen dwarves dressed as samurai?

Gladiators sounds funnier, but I think the dwarve samurai would be less graceful than they need to be. So, samurai.

Midget gladiators, so I can step on their cranium and yell ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Would you rather be famous only while you're alive or be remembered throughout history for greatness, but only after you have passed?

Jeff-7 wrote:Midget gladiators, so I can step on their cranium and yell ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Would you rather be famous only while you're alive or be remembered throughout history for greatness, but only after you have passed?

After. I'd rather pioneer something and have it be noticed after my death than be an easily forgotten artist.

Would you rather eat shit, or shit whole steaks?

That strikes me as not being mutually exclusive. I mean if I'm shitting steaks, I'm going to take advantage of free meat, amirite?

Would you rather fall asleep while piloting a major airliner, or a go-kart?

airliner. they have copilots and autopilots. and even if they didn't, an airliner takes longer to crash, so you have longer to wake up.

degenerative disease that kills you slowly like ALS, or burned to death in a fire?

"Would you rather be famous only while you're alive or be remembered throughout history for greatness, but only after you have passed?"

fuck posterity. i want my cookies NOW.