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oh yah. i LURV SMBC. it has duds once in awhile though.

last night i chatted up these anthropomorphic human sized rabbits, they started chasing me after i punched one because of an arguement over how dubstep is just watered down idm forced into a repetitive structure (i'm RIGHT about that you damn long eared BASTARDS), dodging them i ended up in a clearing where they had a hawt Furry's Ideal of a dragon lady tied to a rock as they were going to sacrifice her to their Evil Bunny God. i broke in, untied her, and we fought the 5 or 6 bunnies in monk's robes to death.

sex with hawt dragon lady ensued. her vaj was.... in an awkward place.

I am glad you learned to not take drugs Behndover.

I too had an apocalyptic dream. Not so sure who the enemy was (Mutants?). I was stealing much needed supplies to go into the dessert. A few other people were with me. My Mom (yup), the dude that plays Phillip "Lip" on Shameless, and a few others. The person we were stealing from turned out to be my grandfather. Then we went a bought a bunch of supplies. I made sure I had my trusty boot knife. Into the dessert to make our encampment we went, ready to make rings of booby traps.

I used to wake up and immediately write my dreams. I got to where I could remember upto 3 dreams that I had in a night.

every time i have a post-apocalyptic dream it's an anxiety dream. like, i see the nukes heading up, as they hit and wipe out civilization as we know it all i can think is, "FUCK. i have NO marketable skills in the world we now live in...... MAYBE a traveling minstral, regurgitating tv and movie quotes for my supper..... damn it.".

Once I had a dream where I was in some kind of abandoned suburb that was in ruins. In an overgrown garden was a small chimp running around blind because another monkey had torn its eyes out. I took a revolver and shot it in the kneecap (I have terrible aim apparently ) and then in the head. It was still alive after that, but the cannibal chimp that eat its eyes turned up and started munching on its brains while it still writhed around in pain.
There was some other weird stuff in that dream but I can't remember (something about an elephant cemetery kind of thing with loads of rotting animal carcasses with their spines torn out).
Another kind of dreams I have is where I die and turn into a zombie and it's like the best thing since sliced bread .
Most dreams involve dead things, maybe I have a strange fetish??

He ... is ... the thread kil-ler this ... is .... the thread kil-ler Planets devastated...

lol. BOOM.

had a dream last night that i was doing a demo review live. and the crowd was lukewarm to interested. but there was a Movie School Talent Show style line of people going down the stairs that led to the stage from backstage, maybe 20 deep, of nerdy musico's holding a guitar or bass or fiddle in one hand and the pedal they were going to Demo Perform that night. some looked nervous, some looked anxious.

i woke up giggling. i actually make myself laugh in and wake up laughing to my dreams a LOT.

behndy wrote:
i woke up giggling. i actually make myself laugh in and wake up laughing to my dreams a LOT.

That's a nice thing to be able to do.

I killed someone with my bare hands lastnight. I warned the guy repeatedly. I beat his ass a few times and he kept coming back. Eventually, he had to go. The police were cool about it, I live in Floriduh.
Maybe it was the Soundguy from the show yesterday...

Had a dream that I screwed up while trimming my beard, and had to shave it. I was going to trim my beard after my shower this morning, but now...not so much.

lulz. BEWARE THE TRIMMINGS. or Deltz will choke your ass out if you mess it up

i don't have dreams about killing people very often anymore. when i was a teenager i did a LOT. only occasionally people that i kinda had a right to, almost always it was accidentally killing a family member or a friend thwt i loved or a grrL that i wanted to love. and then trying to hide the evidence from anybody that knew me.

I've been having a lot of dreams about my ex-girlfriend lately, so that's been real fun.

eeeeee. like, happy ones that make waking time sad or Gawd I'm Glad THAT'S Not Around when you wake 'uns?

i occasionally dream that am ex has tricked me into Bedtime Rumplin's, shit stays EXPLICIT and filled ninjas and midgets in schoolgrrL outfits and butter EVERYwhere for a ridiculously long time.... then feel guilty on awakening.

hah. the silly thing where your grrL smacks you as she wakes? 'cause she's had a dream you were fucking around with somebody else and some how that's YOUR fault? happens every few months at Chateu Le Behndy. i feel like it IS my fault if her dreams of infidelity happen on the same night as mine.

damn Morpheus Bleed.

It has been a long time since I dreamed about killing a human. I have slayed many a mythical beast in my slumber.

I was just laying in bed not really ready to get up yet, so I had one of those quick ten minute dreams. I'm not really sure where I was, but I was sitting somewhere with my one leg resting on my other knee, and I noticed a big pimple on my lower leg. I went to pop it and all this thick, white foam starting coming out of my leg. Like, a lot of white foam. Like, a pile of white foam. Apparently my leg was filled with it because I had to push on all the skin around the opening to get it all out.

& all the while, I kept hearing people talking who weren't there, and this song:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zg49Hq4mO8[/youtube]

It was a weird ten minutes.

@bhendy: creative shit xD

@bob: you sound like maynard xD

I also used to write down my dreams. But I got really god at remembering them and just stopped cuz I'm lazy, I guess.