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If you can do! I'm off to butcher much wood....

masked elwood wrote:

Fuzzy Fred wrote:
dude, unwound G's will snap your neck off. My buddy at GC is an expert at this shit, and he told me if I used heavier than 10s on my guitar, or guitars with a wound third, the neck would shoot clean off.

Don't risk it

is this a joke?

this guy also told me that if i used feedback, and like played with feedback instead of stopping it, hollow bodies will explode

Seriously, you can't make this shit up

I bought 11s and he was talking all about how 11s are good for like drop b and shit, and i was like, "bro, i play it in standard" and he almost had a heart attack

he told me that if i did that, my guitar's neck would come straight off. then i told him i played a gibson. then he told me the headstock AND neck would come straight off. I guess I haven't noticed both of those gone from my guitar for like a year...

that is some of funniest shite i've heard from in a while.

i then told him i run my acoustic into a muff with the gain dimed into my amp.

he shit a brick

Wow, I didn't realize how many people had the same problem.



























This guy does too.

Sumbich !
I was totally expecting a different topic when I opened this thread.

guitmatt wrote:Sumbich !
I was totally expecting a different topic when I opened this thread.

LOL G STRING JOKES

Fuzzy Fred wrote:

guitmatt wrote:Sumbich !
I was totally expecting a different topic when I opened this thread.

LOL G STRING JOKES

I like where this thread is going.


Anyways....I do stretch my strings. It's like a pet peeve of mine when I put new strings on. my gauges are (from low E to high e) 52, 42, 30, 17, 13, 10. Same as Ernie ball skinny top/heavy bottoms. I do have a tendency to beat my strings really hard when I play, but it's odd that only the G goes out with any sort of noticeable frequency. I don't really wind my strings any fancy way, it's usually wound from the top down. Gonna try a wound third just for shits and gigs. Thanks for all the suggestions, and carry on with this guy at Guitar Center.

Dude, that guy from GC told me that if I detune my bass, the neck will warp to where I'll have to throw it away. He said I should just buy a five string, probably an Ibanez. Also, he wondered why I'm using such a large amp, considering I only need my cab as a monitor onstage, and everything should be run through the PA.

theavondon wrote:Dude, that guy from GC told me that if I detune my bass, the neck will warp to where I'll have to throw it away. He said I should just buy a five string, probably an Ibanez. Also, he wondered why I'm using such a large amp, considering I only need my cab as a monitor onstage, and everything should be run through the PA.

And you -- a mere BASS "PLAYER" -- STILL DARE TO QUESTION THIS MAN?!
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE LOADING IN EQUIPMENT OR SOMETHING

theavondon wrote:Dude, that guy from GC told me that if I detune my bass, the neck will warp to where I'll have to throw it away. He said I should just buy a five string, probably an Ibanez. Also, he wondered why I'm using such a large amp, considering I only need my cab as a monitor onstage, and everything should be run through the PA.

ummm... bassists are like women and children: supposed to be seen, but not heard.

Hell, you don't even need an amp. Nor do you need to tune or detune

I want to start a mini series on youtube about information from the mouths of GC employees

maz91379 wrote:

Fuzzy Fred wrote:

theavondon wrote:Dude, that guy from GC told me that if I detune my bass, the neck will warp to where I'll have to throw it away. He said I should just buy a five string, probably an Ibanez. Also, he wondered why I'm using such a large amp, considering I only need my cab as a monitor onstage, and everything should be run through the PA.

ummm... bassists are like women and children: supposed to be seen, but not heard.

Hell, you don't even need an amp. Nor do you need to tune or detune

I want to start a mini series on youtube about information from the mouths of GC employees

DO IT

DO EET!!!

Once at GC I was looking at a old Ibanez Blazer, [I did buy it] and was trying to look through the burst at the side of the bass to see if it was plywood or not The Dude walks up and starts saying GC dudeesque things... and I say "this look like solid wood or ply to you?" The Dude shrugs and says "I don't know anything about basses man..."

hahahaha... now i want to get some done, then try and start a kickstarter to get a decent camera for HIGH DEF MAKE FUN OF GC NOOBS