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Re: I NEED SOME HELP
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:59 pm
by behndy
gah. dark chocolate is disgusting. it's like getting with a layday that dresses WAY too well in hiding her actual size.
"awesome. let's DO thi-oh CRAP. it's like watching an inflatable raft go off. so... disapointing...."
Re: I NEED SOME HELP
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:37 pm
by aens_wife
No, its not like that at all. It is like sex, but in food form.
Also, I have not ever been disappointed when undressing a lady. But that's just me...
Re: I NEED SOME HELP
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:27 pm
by behndy
so far, just once for me. well, i guess once when it was a YOUR CLOTHING LIED TO ME size issue, once when it was a... urm.... folicular foliage issue.
ALSO surprising.
to me biting into dark chocolate when i'm expecting milk chocolate is like being surprised by a mid-op pulling their man bits out on me. sigh. then being bummed that they're more impressive down thar. and THAT is why i only mess with lady boy trannies in Asia. safer for mah ego.
Re: I NEED SOME HELP
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:04 pm
by Gearmond
aens_wife wrote:No, its not like that at all. It is like sex, but in food form.
Also, I have not ever been disappointed when undressing a lady. But that's just me...
thats nutella.
Re: I NEED SOME HELP
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:11 pm
by bigchiefbc
I fucking love dark chocolate. I love them mostly in the 70%-85% range. More than that is a bit too bitter for me.
Re: I NEED SOME HELP
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:22 pm
by My name is Mudd
Dark chocolate is a definite win!
Re: I NEED SOME HELP
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:23 pm
by Mudfuzz
My name is Mudd wrote:Dark chocolate is a definite win!
Re: I NEED SOME HELP
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:28 pm
by Alicetheenigma
Nutella beats everything in this thread.
Glad you got your pickup though... what was it?
Re: I NEED SOME HELP
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:31 pm
by behndy
all of you are broken inside. and i weep for you.
milk chocolate is FANTASTIC. European is delicious, Japanese DARS is the best tasting thing i've ever had in my mouth.
so there.
Re: I NEED SOME HELP
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:57 pm
by Big Mon
never met a type of chocolate I didn't like. But marzipan? Marzipan is amazing. I'd fuck marzipan. Regardless if it's clothes lied to me.
Re: I NEED SOME HELP
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:09 pm
by aens_wife
behndy wrote:so far, just once for me. well, i guess once when it was a YOUR CLOTHING LIED TO ME size issue, once when it was a... urm.... folicular foliage issue.
Am I to read this as a "I'm scared of some pussy hair"?
Really? Did you turn down sex because she hadn't shaved her snatch?
ETA:: The pickup is a Gage Realist. I used this in all my jazz stuff when I was younger and liked it. We'll see how it sounds through Aen's amps...
Re: I NEED SOME HELP
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:17 pm
by Big Mon
Wouldn't have stopped me. For I was born to have adventure
Re: I NEED SOME HELP
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:21 pm
by aens_wife
There's nothing wrong with shaving, but turning down sex because of hair seems a bit crazy.
Also, they should make a pocket pussy out of that hairy thing. Best bachelor party gift EVAR.
Re: I NEED SOME HELP
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:24 pm
by Big Mon
aens_wife wrote:
Also, they should make a pocket pussy out of that hairy thing. Best bachelor party gift EVAR.
I'm so glad yr here
Re: I NEED SOME HELP
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:27 pm
by aens_wife
Thanks dude. I really think my true calling is a sex toy designer. That would be so much more fun for me than pedals...