I NEED SOME HELP

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:59 pm

gah. dark chocolate is disgusting. it's like getting with a layday that dresses WAY too well in hiding her actual size.

"awesome. let's DO thi-oh CRAP. it's like watching an inflatable raft go off. so... disapointing...."

aens_wife · Post by **aens_wife** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:37 pm

No, its not like that at all. It is like sex, but in food form.

Also, I have not ever been disappointed when undressing a lady. But that's just me...

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:27 pm

so far, just once for me. well, i guess once when it was a YOUR CLOTHING LIED TO ME size issue, once when it was a... urm.... folicular foliage issue.

ALSO surprising.

to me biting into dark chocolate when i'm expecting milk chocolate is like being surprised by a mid-op pulling their man bits out on me. sigh. then being bummed that they're more impressive down thar. and THAT is why i only mess with lady boy trannies in Asia. safer for mah ego.

Gearmond · Post by **Gearmond** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:04 pm

aens_wife wrote:No, its not like that at all. It is like sex, but in food form.

Also, I have not ever been disappointed when undressing a lady. But that's just me...

thats nutella.

bigchiefbc · Post by **bigchiefbc** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:11 pm

I fucking love dark chocolate. I love them mostly in the 70%-85% range. More than that is a bit too bitter for me.

My name is Mudd · Post by **My name is Mudd** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:22 pm

Dark chocolate is a definite win!

Mudfuzz · Post by **Mudfuzz** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:23 pm

My name is Mudd wrote:Dark chocolate is a definite win!

Alicetheenigma · Post by **Alicetheenigma** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:28 pm

Nutella beats everything in this thread. :snax:

Glad you got your pickup though... what was it?

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:31 pm

all of you are broken inside. and i weep for you.

milk chocolate is FANTASTIC. European is delicious, Japanese DARS is the best tasting thing i've ever had in my mouth.

so there.

Big Mon · Post by **Big Mon** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:57 pm

never met a type of chocolate I didn't like. But marzipan? Marzipan is amazing. I'd fuck marzipan. Regardless if it's clothes lied to me.

aens_wife · Post by **aens_wife** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:09 pm

behndy wrote:so far, just once for me. well, i guess once when it was a YOUR CLOTHING LIED TO ME size issue, once when it was a... urm.... folicular foliage issue.

Am I to read this as a "I'm scared of some pussy hair"?

Really? Did you turn down sex because she hadn't shaved her snatch?

ETA:: The pickup is a Gage Realist. I used this in all my jazz stuff when I was younger and liked it. We'll see how it sounds through Aen's amps...

Big Mon · Post by **Big Mon** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:17 pm

: whtfzzlkslke.jpg (12.82 KiB) Viewed 499 times

Wouldn't have stopped me. For I was born to have adventure :erm:

aens_wife · Post by **aens_wife** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:21 pm

There's nothing wrong with shaving, but turning down sex because of hair seems a bit crazy.

Also, they should make a pocket pussy out of that hairy thing. Best bachelor party gift EVAR.

Big Mon · Post by **Big Mon** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:24 pm

aens_wife wrote:
Also, they should make a pocket pussy out of that hairy thing. Best bachelor party gift EVAR.

I'm so glad yr here

aens_wife · Post by **aens_wife** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:27 pm

Thanks dude. I really think my true calling is a sex toy designer. That would be so much more fun for me than pedals...

ilovefuzz.com

I NEED SOME HELP

Re: I NEED SOME HELP

Re: I NEED SOME HELP

Re: I NEED SOME HELP

Re: I NEED SOME HELP

Re: I NEED SOME HELP

Re: I NEED SOME HELP

Re: I NEED SOME HELP

Re: I NEED SOME HELP

Re: I NEED SOME HELP

Re: I NEED SOME HELP

Re: I NEED SOME HELP

Re: I NEED SOME HELP

Re: I NEED SOME HELP

Re: I NEED SOME HELP

Re: I NEED SOME HELP